Dru

It's sort of like RuMRs ass graemlin.

If you draw smiley faces on a balloon and then blow the balloon up, not only do the distances between the smiley faces increase, but the smiley faces themselves get bigger.

Third-party officiating is inherently risky. If you're talking "Big (cuppa) T" they'd have to be British?

And that's why the world's best climbers are European.

After the explosion in the superglue factory, people looked more carefully for the Nodder, but still couldn't find him.

What a load of warmed-over psychobabble.

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Constants that are constant, as opposed to inconstant constants.

Modern physics has noted that information can travel faster than light as long as it is unusable. Thus observing the state of a particle in entanglement can affect the state of a particle on the other side of the universe, instantaneously, as long as no information is transferred. This explains Spray perfectly.

I ate quark once.

On the contrary, there is no center or singular point. All points are expanding relative to each other because space itself is expanding. The only way there could be a point is if space had existed before the bang, which it didn't.

I have the potential to accelerate, but currently my velocity is unchanged.

Spray Lysol in your shoes.

Singing Pass behind Whistler - Fissile, Whirlwind, Refuse Pinnacle, Overlord

Who wants to offer odds SnaffleHunter = Greg Wall?

It's hard to hotlink to images in a face to face conversation. Step down off your high horse and retract the tape measure. One day the magic fairy will visit YOU!

Why does it matter what you tell them? Nobody cares how many times. If its some chica you are trying to impress in a bar, tell her you practically owned the whole mountain. Otherwise just say " a couple times" or " a few times". What is a "real climb"? Do sitstarts count?

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What, so you can put it on your expedition shirt and climbing resume? Dan Fido might challenge your times, you know! If you have to say something say you climbed, say, Routes X, y, and Z - "during a stay on the mountain". Anything else is only necessary if you are out to inflict bruises in your nipple region. Or trying to hit up some windshirt manufacturers for sponsorship. In which case, by all means, hire Uncage The Soul to whore out your "accomplishments" and make a film.

up in the clouds

w00t

it'll be more accurate if you weigh a pair of each and divide by two to estimate individual weights.

w00t

How about some Kris Holm style municycle action?