Retrosaurus

quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: ...I view it this way: by asserting yourself and taking public property in order to make the FA you have a broader responsibilty to make the route resonably safe and climbable for everyone. That doesn't mean a bolt every four feet, but certainly the normal effects of the normal accumulation of dirt on the nut placements should be considered. PP More routes please! PP, I can smell your pussy from the other side of the range. Spare us and use some feminine deodorant spray or douche or something for christ's sake! "...responsibilty to make the route resonably safe and climbable for everyone." Why of course because ever since the advent of sport climbing so few climbers develop the ability to assess the risks of a climb and act appropriately (such as down climbing). Establish routes to the lowest common denominator. You degrade climbing and climbers. "...but certainly the normal effects of the normal accumulation of dirt on the nut placements should be considered." Advocating bolting because nut placements might get dirty. Why are you not still sulking?

Climbers or sport climbers? A vast difference in numbers.

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Crack of Doom was 5.9 when I first did it back before cams. ...and before sport climbing/climbers.

We're bring back the grizzly. There are so many more cougar than there have been in 40 years that they are comming into towns and carrying house pets from their yards. What we really need now is some fucking tigers. Yeah, now we're talking. My sympathy goes to jkrueger. Prevent natural selection; don't let your kids play in the backyard until you load your handgun.

That thar Dick Noggin, he shore do gotta perdy mouth. quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: Spray and yea shall be sprayed upon

Mr Clean (5.10c) - Brass Balls (5.10b) - Devils Delight (5.10c) with the Satanic Verses finish(5.10b) .

quote: Originally posted by telemarker: ...I don't have the gumption to get on brass balls yet. Any info. on that route? Sling your pro below the first roof right to avoid fucking yourself with rope drag. The 2nd roof (crux) has really great pro (med-large stopper) that you can place from the straddle. Fingerlock as high in the crack as you can with your right hand to rreeaacchh up and left to the sloper. By far the best route on Castle Rock.

Trask, When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. You're just not fucking ready.

Penguins in Bondage -Squamish Climb it and you'll know what the name is all about.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: i hear DMM now makes dyneema thongs for when you run out of draws No. Those are sport climbing harnesses.

quote: Originally posted by bellemontagne: Yeah, keep it to yourself... Oh,and lets hope you clean off your tool before taking it up the dirt road... ...and after.

I LOVE CH...., CH...., CH...., CHINAPERSONS. THEY ARE CUTE. And enigmatic.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: I dont think you can scuba in jello. Hey, watch it with that snorkel! That's not my snorkel.

25. You have to believe that it is unethical to work a route on top-rope before you lead it with traditional gear, but it is ethical to first bolt the route and then work it from bolt to bolt.

quote: Originally posted by RayBonbon: Dude, the only Si I know is man, guess that makes you a Log Cabin Republican. You should meet the Si I know. That would make you a heterosexual. Presuming you are male.

23. It is OK to drill and bolt anywhere regardless of other types of protection available just because you think you got there first. 24. It is OK to drill and bolt anywhere.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Retro- I heard it thru the grapevine that you solo'ed Si. Hooahh! I think your grapevine has fermented. Si who? Is she the one with the big tits and powerful thighs? She carries my pack and polishes my helmet.

To Be A Good Liberal 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach them about sex. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand. 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House. 19. You have to believe that parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States . 21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

I AM AN IGNORANT REDNECK TRAILER TRASH HONKEY SCUM. AND IT HURT SO BAD TO BE CALLED RACIAL NAMES. I AM THIN-SKINNED AND SENSITIVE.

quote: Originally posted by slaphappy: I for one find your bolt choppin, racist asses down right offensive and can't believe that we share any interests (climbing) what-so-ever. People like you piss me off! Are you truly that ignorant? We don't share interests. You are a sport climber. I am a climber.

quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: Look man...I don't wanna know what you do in your spare time, but leave me out of your little fantasies. That might've been Harmon rustling around in your bushes outside your window. He likes you bitter angry types. How did you know about the bushes rustling? Harmon doesn't even know I have a window. Now go away and tie your self in a figger8 and figger f*#k yer sef.

quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: Go back to practicing those back stretches...maybe one day you'll be able to achieve your life long dream of BLOWING YOURSELF Dammit finger! I leave the drapes open for a minute and you're spying on me again. Leave me alone. Respect the restraining order or you'll be roomin' with your buddy Shaft in King Co. Jail again. Quit hounding me.

quote: Originally posted by Highlander: If your going to do it in a day, you must be one fit muther. IT is just over 10 miles with something like 7,000 ft of elevation gain, then you have to hike out. Did it a day in '95 with my girlfriend, now wife. I figured if she could pull that off then she could put up with me.

quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: quote:What I am though is an enigma, like a Chink, and will always keep you guessing Keeping in mind your limited vocabulary, lower than average reasoning ability and non-existant people skills - you can still keep us guessing without using racist language. Dennis, You are just lucky that you don't live in Seattle where you have to prove that you are PC to get a driver's license or gain employment. Figger it out, It is funny to watch people twitch over something as silly as slang. Chink this