minx Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 homosexuality choice v. genetics bolts make climbing safe bolt everything v. you punks are ruining nature religion god/jesus/allah/jehovah/vishnu is master of the universe v. deity? what deity? the world is what it is politics the right hates everyone else v. the left loves everyone but themselves guns guns don't kill charleton heston, old age does v. you'll put an eye out! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 STFU you God-hating lesbo libtard sporto Quote
minx Posted June 18, 2008 Author Posted June 18, 2008 fuck you, you commie homo fraidy cat mtnr. i haven't clipped a single bolt in well over a week! Quote
lI1|1! Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 i changed my mind on AT skiing. i used to think tele was the one true way, but now like rando better. and splitboarding is awesome in powder. Quote
minx Posted June 18, 2008 Author Posted June 18, 2008 oooo...i forgot one! BC skiing Free the heel v. why would i want to bash my face on my ski tips and ruin my knees? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 i changed my mind on AT skiing. i used to think tele was the one true way, but now like rando better. and splitboarding is awesome in powder. Fuck tely (primadonnas), fuck AT (yuppie day hikers), fuck splitboard (if you can afford 'em, you're too fucking old for 'em, granpa). Mini skis with universal bindings: 84 cm x 110mm. That's where it's at now. Anything else is SOOOO last year. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 oooo...i forgot one! BC skiing Free the heel v. why would i want to bash my face on my ski tips and ruin my knees? Your knees are on your face? Is that due to nature or nurture? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Fuck all militant CC chicks. (I wish). Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 (edited) Fuck this, that, and the other thing. And another thing; fuck that, too. Fuck fucking fucks and the fucked up fuckers who fuck them. Edited June 18, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
G-spotter Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 For kevbone to change his ideas, it would first require him to have some. Quote
Bug Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 sweet jesus I need a bong hit If he passes you the bong, tell him Bug says "Hi". Quote
minx Posted June 18, 2008 Author Posted June 18, 2008 no contest! your penis is limp. you lose. Quote
Hugh Conway Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 sweet jesus I need a bong hit If he passes you the bong, tell him Bug says "Hi". porter asked me first Quote
minx Posted June 18, 2008 Author Posted June 18, 2008 Yours is NOT soft porn. hey at least mine is hard, but yours is definitely SOFT hey i think i know what is is Quote
RuMR Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 hot chicks...one could argue this forever...beauty is in the eye of the beholder... one scale; however, fixes all those discussions... This is the way to judge a potential GF From worst to best on a 1 to 10 scale... 1.) five pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails polished and likely fake, would never in a million years consider climbing as viable foreplay... 2.) four and half pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails polished and likely fake, would never in a thousand years consider climbing as viable foreplay… 3.) four pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails polished and likely real, would never in a hundred years consider climbing as viable foreplay… 4.) three pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails manicured and likely real (no polish), would never in a lifetime consider climbing as viable foreplay… 5.) 2 1/2 pounds of make-up, hair combed and in place, nails manicured, thinks climbing is stupid, but willing to try…thinks climbers are cool, if stupid 6.) 1 pound of make-up, hair combed, nails trimmed, thinks climbing is cool, and willing to try once but doesn't like it…usually fit, gets turned on by climbers 7.) 1/2 pound of make-up, hair combed, nails trimmed, thinks climbing rox! Already climbs, very fit and into other stuff… 8.) No make up, prefers au natural (some windburn a plus), climbs 5.10 consistently, very fit…willing to go somewhere at the drop of a hat…climbing gets her worked up 9.) No make up, prefers au natural (some windburn a plus), climbs 5.12 consistently, very fit…willing to go somewhere at the drop of a hat…climbing is foreplay 10.) kicks my a$$ at climbing, 'nuff said. Quote
minx Posted June 18, 2008 Author Posted June 18, 2008 you could've just sent me a PM saying that you don't like girls w/8 pounds of makeup, messy hair, broken nails, fat and out of shape and can't climb. i would've taken the hint. Quote
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