willstrickland Posted January 21, 2003 Author Posted January 21, 2003 My point wasn't that sport-climbing is lame (which it is, btw). Sport climbing should have one goal - getting your ass strong enough to go climb something real. My point WAS that this joint is going down faster than your teenaged sister on a Boone's binge in the backseat of the quarterback's Honda. Turn it into a trad vs sport argument if you want. I'll be out bouldering while you argue. BTW, I'm in the southeast for a section of the book I'm currently writing. And for you Dr. Newsflash I'malameass, I couldn't care less what you waste your time climbing. I'd rather that all you mindless cretins stay at the sport crags and away from my preferred venues. My point was that your writing about yourself in the third-person is a sad attempt to amuse. Well NEWSFLASH! It's annoying, not amusing. Flame on snapperhead. Quote
wdietsch Posted January 21, 2003 Posted January 21, 2003 strickland ... look what you started .... good to hear from you ... TG and I were starting to think you had gotten eatin' by some giant Georgia peach or something .... rock on bro' Quote
iain Posted January 21, 2003 Posted January 21, 2003 My point WAS that this joint is going down faster than your teenaged sister on a Boone's binge in the backseat of the quarterback's Honda. Do you have a quote book with these things in it? Please tell me where to get a copy. Quote
willstrickland Posted January 21, 2003 Author Posted January 21, 2003 No way dude, I make that stuff up on the spur of the moment. If I weren't so crude, you might call me witty. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 21, 2003 Posted January 21, 2003 Actually, Dr. Flash Amazing tossed out a remarkably similar sexual act/drunk cheerleader/football team analogy a month or so ago. It seems as if Will Stick-up-the-assland has no problem dichotomously dissing the Doctor and selfishly snaking his similes. Quote
Off_White Posted January 21, 2003 Posted January 21, 2003 Hah! And to think I actually felt sorry for you when Crazy Polish Bob climbed up your backside for declaring Lunatic Fringe "extreme." Quote
willstrickland Posted January 22, 2003 Author Posted January 22, 2003 First, get your facts straight dildo, I said it was a relentless crack, not "extreme". Yes, it's only .10c, but once the business starts, it doesn't let up until the belay - I call that relentless. [spraylord Chestbeater mode=on] Being that I onsighted it, with two wrecked middle finger tendons, it couldn't have been too "extreme" now could it? [sraylord Chestbeater mode=off]Besides that, moron, do you even know who Crazy Polish Bob is? See...you're not even in on the joke, you dumbshit. I've climbed Grade II 5.3, WI2, A0 on toprope, what about you? Quote
Off_White Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 CPB = Agent Orange = Robert Rogoz you whiffle dick. Being aged and infirm, I prefer to restrict my outings to relentless grade I class 3 testpieces, so don't feel compelled to justify your existence to me you poncey pilgarlic cheeseeater. If you wanna be a tradlodyte you're gonna have to learn to roar instead of squeak, Headmaster Sisu could give you some pointers. Quote
Chepe Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 blablblelbleb Polish alblelbl bob allblabllelb is lsalg 5.10 blasblalb b extreme bllablb. Washed up alalblalblab elblelbl. Blablale. Wiffle alblaldfbab Offwhite alsdgla gives aladadl head alblalbib to lbllbleelepell sisu. bllelbleblbl I albllelblel am blelelb better than bllelble you since lblelgble I clip bolts blelblleb. Quote
willstrickland Posted January 22, 2003 Author Posted January 22, 2003 I don't care to know about your impotence problems, and I doubt Sisu would approve of you calling him "headmaster", which is the equivalent of knob-polisher, shaft-shiner, or schlong-sucker. Besides, I rope soloed the 35ft stairwell at the local college, using only the steps and handrail as aid. It was easily the boldest ascent of that section of stairs in at least five or six days. Quote
Chepe Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 Now this is pathetic Here we have the OffWhite in one corner smack talking people he doesn't know and here we have in the other corner willstrickland backing off. Rage Quote
willstrickland Posted January 22, 2003 Author Posted January 22, 2003 Backing off? Bullshit Chepe. I only back off when the 14th bolt is more than 3.5ft from the 13th bolt. Quote
Chepe Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 14th rusted out beckey bolt while free climbing. Quote
rbw1966 Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 [spraylord Chestbeater mode=on] Being that I onsighted it, with two wrecked middle finger tendons, it couldn't have been too "extreme" now could it? [sraylord Chestbeater mode=off] I've climbed Grade II 5.3, WI2, A0 on toprope, what about you? Rumor has it that you've "onsighted" some bad-ass routes on Mt. Hood. Pot, meet kettle. Quote
Off_White Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 Excellent work on the stairway Mr. Strickland! I didn't make it past camp II on my expedition up the wheelchair ramp at the preschool. I swear that thing was steeper than the 1 inch per foot mandated by the ADA. Impotence ain't nothing youngling, it's the incontinence thats the unbearable insult for a doddering old wreck such as myself. If I've offended Sisu, I fear this may be the last communication from me. If you see a little grease spot on the sole of his shoe, I'd appreciate it if you'd just smile and wave. At least I won't need Depends anymore. Quote
willstrickland Posted January 22, 2003 Author Posted January 22, 2003 You don't really have a point there Rob. You're trying to imply that I gave someone shit for the "onsight" phrase, when in fact it was the other way around. If you recall, I used "onsight" to describe a simul-solo of the Reid I did a couple of years ago - an ascent that used no prior knowledge, guidebook, or anything else except our judgement and equipment. I was taken to task for using that term, but whatever, it's still the most representative term for what happened. Without any information we walked up to the face, picked a line, and climb it. Arguing over semantics is stupid anyway, especially when we could argue about how much pole your mom smokes, ehh? Quote
Chepe Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 Blsablblleblleblel blbleb Depends?? blebllablsalbllblablllblbll Try bablbleblbl tampons Quote
Off_White Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 Blsablblleblleblel blbleb Depends?? blebllablsalbllblablllblbll Try bablbleblbl tampons Is that what Ray does to you? Poor pooch, he must be too lazy to wash the feces from your fur. Where's the Humane Society when you need it? Quote
rbw1966 Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 You're trying to imply that I gave someone shit for the "onsight" phrase, No I'm not. I'm flicking you shit for spraying about your achievements. This is spray, no? when in fact it was the other way around. If you recall, I used "onsight" to describe a simul-solo of the Reid I did a couple of years ago - an ascent that used no prior knowledge, guidebook, or anything else except our judgement and equipment. I was taken to task for using that term, but whatever, it's still the most representative term for what happened. Without any information we walked up to the face, picked a line, and climb it. You were then, and you are now, my hero. Arguing over semantics is stupid anyway, Agreed. Much like arguing over sport/trad; bolt/no-bolt. Its about as tired and worn out as. . . especially when we could argue about how much pole your mom smokes, ehh? My mom's been dead since '92. Are you going to be in Zion around early April? I'm headed down there to do some of the easier walls. Quote
Off_White Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 I wipe on the fence Won't that come as a shock to Fence Sitter when he gets back from his European junket! Quote
gregm Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 does anyone else feel like we've gone from "spray" to "shit that doesn't make any sense"? maybe jon and timm@y should create a "shit that doesn't make any sense" forum so we can keep that two separate Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 22, 2003 Posted January 22, 2003 But who will decide whether something is "spray" or whether it's just "shit that doesn't make any sense"? Can we put shit that doesn't make any sense in a route report thread? What happens if someone's chestbeat route report doesn't make any sense? Can you call someone a buttnugget in a "shit that doesn't make any sense" thread? You're opening up a Pandora's Box of worms here. Quote
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