RobBob Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 I forgive Big Lou his politics. The Kennedy clan can collectively take a flying fuck at a donut hole. (Jack and Teddy probably already have.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 pentavirate doesn't make it into dictionary.com either... but i like the fact that it's top suggestion was: Â "paint a picture" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 3, 2003 Author Share Posted January 3, 2003 Flash-man! That was a masterful description of last year's festivities. Now I know to whom to send the cleaning bill. And what....you got a camera in my house, too? Well, this year, we're going to have some real fans show up and everyone will be frisked for hors d'oeuvres before entering the vast auditorium. Lou-sen up, pal, and Happy Lou Year! Â Â P.S. Get your facts straight...I didn't ENJOY my first Mickey's until I was in college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 pentavirus is related to DSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Yawn. I'm fighting the urge to take a nap and you're not helping. I found a more exciting place to chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 I heard that trask was a volunteer masseur at the local La Leche League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 I know people who have been accosted in grocery stores when spotted buying formula!! Those people are out there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 I generally encourage breast feeding....but SAVE SOME FOR THE BABY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 THOSE WOMEN ARE BREAST FEEDING NAZI'S they scared me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Poop, you bad "I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash ya got" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 3, 2003 Author Share Posted January 3, 2003 Hel-lo, People....I detect some serious thread-drift!!!! Â Here's something to focus on: Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 The good old days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 Careful with those young hotcha pics. Yur gettin Dwayner excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 How bout a portrait? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 One of Big Lou's early group climbs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 3, 2003 Author Share Posted January 3, 2003 MMMMM-MMMMM GOOD!!! Â Â Hey! Enough of the thread-drift!!! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 hey, that's not a baby, that's mini-trask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 I had another dream about Big Lou last night. (You may recall that last year he appeared to me and told me to mark my 'biners.). It went something like this: I was sitting at my kitchen table staring at an empty cereal bowl. It's my favorite bowl, the one with Bugs Bunny on the bottom and Bugs is kinda of winkin' at you like he's encouraging you to go out and do something wacky first thing in the morning. It's the kind of bowl my mother used to give me as a kid....you had to eat all your breakee if you wanted to see the picture. Anyway, I'm staring at Bugs when all of a sudden, the back door of my house falls inwards making a large crash. Right off the dang hinges! I'm frozen in terror as the doorless aperture reveals a huge silhouette outlined in a creeping fog that begins to seep into my house. The giant steps forward into the light. It is Big Lou and he greets me with a stern look. "Forsooth, why hast thou made visit, sir?" I manage to utter. Without breaking his gaze, Lou reached into his pocket and brought forth a box of Cap'n Crunch which he proceeded to tear open with the large ice axe he clutched in his other hand. With a flick of the wrist, he masterfully flung a serving of cereal into my bowl from across the room, filling it to the rim without a single morsel out of place. As I gazed at the sweet crunchies in amazement and appreciation, Lou took two steps forward and pointed his finger within inches of my chest. "You're not getting enough fiber in your diet, Boy!" was all he said before turning away and disappearing into the mist. Â I woke up in a sweat and rushed to the kitchen. Thankfully, the door was still intact. It had all been a dream....or so I thought...until I found a shredded box of Cap'n Crunch on the floor....I don't even eat Cap'n Crunch!!!!!!! Â Â "You're not getting enough fiber in your diet, Boy!" Â - Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 paging Nurse Rachit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Then, boys, I swear it was Lou himself at the door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 I had another dream about Big Lou last night. Â Strangely enough, I had a similar dream, only Pete Puget was chasing me around the breakfast table in a lycra unitard, with a box of Fruit Loops and a big ol' Bosch Bulldog (with a pulsating "marital aid" where one would expect to see a carbide drill bit)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 (edited) Pope, Â Have you checked out GW's workout schedule? Probably the most fit president in the history of the country. He likely puts both you and Al Gore to shame. And besides, I've heard that Ol' Gore never actually made it to the top...not even the rim...not even close. Â http://webmd.lycos.com/content/article/53/61277.htm? Edited January 7, 2003 by Fairweather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Fairweather, Â What's the real story on Gore? Were those "rim" photos really taken behind the hut? Inquiring minds want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 That ain't the way I heard it. You can rob Al of the Presidency, but you can't erase his mountaineering feats. Â GW is buff? I heard he can curl five gallons of corn mash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 GW is buff? I heard he can curl five gallons of corn mash. Â Can, but doesn't anymore. Gore, on the other hand, slides under the table after his two half-glasses of white zin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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