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"OMG it's too rainy and I can't even ride my bike because I'm made of sugar and I'll melt and also I'm moving to vegas someday in the indeterminate future which will probably be never but I'm going to keep saying it that way I can stay in the NW and bitch about the weather and power lines"

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"OMG it's too rainy and I can't even ride my bike because I'm made of sugar and I'll melt and also I'm moving to vegas someday in the indeterminate future which will probably be never but I'm going to keep saying it that way I can stay in the NW and bitch about the weather and power lines"

 

:lmao:

your mom?

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I woulda mailed it, but that futhamucka was bag sanded... 6.5 my arse. It's like, sick, gnar 5.7d+, outrun, super sketch fist friction jam on dicey bomber cracks back lay'n uber stellar bal'n low ball on a walk'd out close aquaintance fronted up with an explosive device threaded hexoganal metal piece clipped to slow-sketch on an oxidized-metal-hexoganal chossed up heinous meant-for-a-place hitting ground shiat. Plus, I missed my fit cross sesh and was hungover from the redbull enema. I slipped on the Fred Flintstone's canine move to the angled-hard-hard-grab granim feature.

 

I'm happy to translate for any non-climber or newbies as needed...

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