Freshiez!!!!!!

[jon]

THAT'S RIGHT SUCKAS IT'S FRESHIEZ HAIKU TIME!!!

 

Looking at pass cams

 

All day I dream of freshiez

 

That and Britney Spears

 

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Here come the freshiez

 

Time to mount new Beta Rides

 

Break out the snorkle

 

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Caveman on two sticks.

 

Snowboarders eat butt gravey.

 

Time to hit the pub.

 

 

[iain]

Crackle of tire studs

Pass cams on c.c. dot com

Texplorer pissed off

 

Fresh freshy freshiez

Fresh freshiez freshiez freshiez

Freshy fresh freshiez

[iain]

suv in ditch

soccer mom on cell phone

4-wheel-drive not on

 

big truck goes 60

4-wheel-stop does not exist

stupid ass drivers

[gapertimmy]

pay $45 bucks

gapers ride the chairs

chub cheese fries

[Dru]

real world las vegas

it may be snowing but no ice

snaffle snaffle hound

[gapertimmy]

squirt squirt

freshy face shots fly

snaffle die

[gregm]

winter makes visit

climb snowy slopes and descend

on wings of p-tex

 

[allthumbs]

whose tracks are these I

see, gone hopping through the snow?

oh! A Cascade Snafflehound

[vegetablebelay]

Snowmobile ready

to plow over snafflehounds

climbers watch out too

[sk]

snow falls on the mountain

rainy valley

I don't know how to ski

 

[Dru]

I am gonna be

Drinkin beer at Grizzly Paw

t minus 12 days

[vegetablebelay]

I can't wait to go

drink beer in Pasadena

Go Cougs in Rose Bowl

[thelawgoddess]

climbing's gotten cold

need hothands -- switch white for white

time to descend down

[thelawgoddess]

ha, ha; in your dreams!

 

cougars on the hunt

eaten by the dawgs -- sooners

already rosey

[allison]

Cascades getting some

but not enough snow for me

See you in Utah

[thelawgoddess]

utah's snow is made

silicone slopes -- i'm for "real"

no matter how small

 

[allison]

only been there once

it was mindbending pow pow

falling from the sky

[allthumbs]

you're wrong lawgoodness, ski alta

[iain]

alta is for stuck-up oldtimers. that said, it rocks, so I hear.

[thelawgoddess]

that's not a haiku, trask. wtf? i've skiied alta. i don't understand why people gotta dis our wa snow. we have some good shit here. in fact, the best pow i've ever skiied anywhere was one lovely day at alpental last season. and i hit up 11 different ski areas last year. my friend's in utah are waiting for our weather system. most of them have been riding on old and manmade snow. i'll be hitting up utah for its pow (and its ice) when it's worth the drive or airfare ...

[allthumbs]

sorry to upset you honey

don't hate me

cause I'm sexy

[iain]

trask 5:7:5 dammit and it's supposed to have a seasonal component.

[allthumbs]

how's this?

 

A fortunate fellow named Cass

Had testicles made out of brass

When they tinkled together

They played "Stormy Weather"

And lightening shot out of his ass

 

[iain]

that's beautiful man.

[thelawgoddess]

trask 5:7:5 dammit and it's supposed to have a seasonal component.

 

those are the japanese rules. (they're also supposed to have two parts - independent, imaginatively distanced, yet enriching of the other.) in english, pretty much anything goes.