kevbone Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 Texas leads in new development. LOL A school district in Texas came under fire earlier this year when it announced that it would require students to wear microchip-embedded ID cards at all times. Now, students who refuse to be monitored say they are feeling the repercussions. Welcome to the New World...... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 Next up: Small miracle on grain silo Quote
ScottP Posted October 10, 2012 Posted October 10, 2012 Next up: Small miracle on grain silo Looks more like Frank Zappa, or the Zig Zag man. Quote
denalidave Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Next up: Small miracle on grain silo Proof positive that not only does God exist but the second coming is upon us. Repent you fawking heathen. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) Should the Mother of Invention return, I am ready to receive him. Hopefully he'll bring George Carlin. If Jebus wants to tag along, that's cool, as long as he checks that white horse and sword shit at the door. Don't be a rude guest, Jebus! Edited October 11, 2012 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Which bring up the following pointlessness: If Jebus really did show up to trash the joint, I would hope he'd wind up with one of our nukes up his shining white arse. Kinda like the joint the way it is. Quote
ivan Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 if j.c. does return to start a ruckus, just take him out w/ a curve ball - everybody knows jesus couldn't hit the curve ball Quote
G-spotter Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 if j.c. does return to start a ruckus, just take him out w/ a curve ball - everybody knows jesus couldn't hit the curve ball no but he throws a mean gutterball don't fuck with the jesus Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Movie plot: Jesus returns to smite the wicked and goes toe to toe with the US military. In what alternative universe would the wicked go down without a rumble? I'll see your Sword of Righteousness and raise you a wall of Hellfire. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Breathing new life into a tired Culture War. Quote
Pete_H Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 "Jesus is Coming. Look busy." Love that t-shirt. Quote
ivan Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 "Jesus is Coming. Look busy." Love that t-shirt. "Jesus is coming. Hide the bong!" is better Quote
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