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beer 16

hard liquor 18

driving 21

 

So you can buy shotguns, ammunition and whiskey before you can buy a Ford?

 

Not currently.

 

Nice dodge! :)

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Why not just stick with the mouth wash? You don't have to do any science experiments to separate it out, and you get REALLY fresh breath.

 

I picked up a guy the other day (I'm a paramedic) who had been huffing pain and passed out on the side of the road. I walked up asked what was going on and he sat bolt upright and took a huge hit out of his paint filled soda can.

 

He had gold paint all over his face and was high as a kite!

 

Made the ambulance smell for quite a while.

 

Gold paint gives you the best high, in case you were wondering.

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