sk Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 Iain why is the doll castle in the pasture??? Quote
iain Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by yaya: Iain why is the doll castle in the pasture??? that's a damn good question. rob - I see you visit only the finest sites. Ah, if only I could see more pictures of sheep lovers...but wait I can! They put their address on the photo! Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 But wait. A sheep's vagina looks EXACTLY like a human vagina. Just thought I'd point that out, for no particular reason.... Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 EVERYONE knows that a sheep's vagina looks identical to a human vagina. Sheesh. Where ya been? Quote
Thinker Posted November 21, 2002 Author Posted November 21, 2002 In my college biology lab they told us the pig uterus we were disecting looked alot like a human uterus. Don't know about sheep for sure. I never understood that, given the multiple birthing tendency of swine. Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 Well, the multiple birth thing of swine, I've come to witness over and over again, but a pig's vagina is nowhere near as convincing as a sheep's vagina. Quote
sk Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 Is there something that you need to tell us Sexy??? I am thinking that you know a bit TOOO much about the sexness of barnyard *friends* Quote
Thinker Posted November 21, 2002 Author Posted November 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Well, the multiple birth thing of swine, I've come to witness over and over again, but a pig's vagina is nowhere near as convincing as a sheep's vagina. Well I doubt you'll find anyone to compete with you for the title of 'CC.com Resident Expert on Sheep Vaginas.' I deem you the expert. Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 Hey, thank you! And you know what makes this so special? I wasn't even gunning for the prize! Right on! Quote
Dru Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 and we all know what a horse cock looks like Quote
Thinker Posted November 21, 2002 Author Posted November 21, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Snopes debunked that one, sadly, as a crafty Photoshop job. And, really, W's large-scale stupidity far outweighs some lens caps or an inverted book (real or otherwise). All the same, what a dumbass! My good Dr, I believe your powers of observation slipped this time. Maybe it's a result of cc.com deprivation the other day (or some other easily explained reason). But here's what Snopes really said about the photo. " Real? Manipulated? We can't say for sure, but either way these photographs demonstrate nothing beyond the trivial. As much as we may enjoy poking fun at our politicians, they aren't so clueless that they don't know binoculars don't work with the lens caps in place, or would stand confusedly staring through capped binoculars at total blackness for several minutes at a time. The Presidents in these pictures might be looking through night-vision scopes (which would be capped but still usable during daylight), or they may have been handed capped binoculars which they briefly raised their eyes before realizing the caps were still in place while a photographer or two managed to snap pictures during those brief instances. " In any case, Snopes is a cool site with loads of great pics. Thanks for the tip. [ 11-21-2002, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Thinker ] Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 Incorrect, Thinker! DFA was referring to the picture of GWB holding an apparently upside-down children's book. The Doctor did read the bit about the binoculars as well, but he was referring to the book picture. Sorry, old chap! Quote
Thinker Posted November 21, 2002 Author Posted November 21, 2002 Thanks for the clarification (upon review, your original post is a bit ambiguous). My faith in you is restored. Quote
Scotch-a-Go-Go Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 May the Force be with you. [ 11-21-2002, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: Scotch-a-Go-Go ] Quote
Scotch-a-Go-Go Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 Or may the HORSE be with you! Your choice. Quote
sk Posted November 21, 2002 Posted November 21, 2002 that just may be the perfect cc.com flag/banner/t-shirt/sticker so we can all find eachother when we are out in the regulare world Quote
j_b Posted November 22, 2002 Posted November 22, 2002 we can all feel better now: http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/11/22/offbeat.bush.not.moron.reut/ Quote
Peter_Puget Posted November 23, 2002 Posted November 23, 2002 Ah you guys look so second rate! Check this out! The pro-Syrian Lebanese daily Al-Saffeer(1) carried today an article by Abd Al-Hamid Fakhuri titled "Heil Bush – America Uber Alles."(2) The following are excerpts from the article: "Oh ruler of the planet Earth, like those who came before you, Pharaoh, Nebuchadnezzar, Alexander [the Great], Nero, Genghis Khan, and Hitler, we, Ruler of the World, offer you our submission and our complete loyalty on our own behalf and on behalf of our peoples. On the occasion of your magnificent victory in the elections of your great country, as you have imposed your will, that cannot be denied, on the [u.N.] Security Council which passed the resolution [to send weapons inspectors] as preparation for your war on Iraq – which confirms your penetrating and long-range insight and the rightness of the principles by which you rule." "Heil Bush, America Uber Alles!" "We humbly acknowledge that you have represented truth, justice, democracy, freedom, equality, and humanism in their most glorious forms throughout the generations – the wars you were forced to wage in Korea, Vietnam, Africa, Yugoslavia, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and the coups you planned in various areas in the world, and the assassinations of some leaders of countries that were carried out only because they did not obey you and, despite their weakness, joined the axis of evil that was eliminated or will be eliminated in future." "Heil Bush, America Uber Alles!" "We wonder what we should call you: 'Emperor of the Universe,' 'Sultan of All Time,' 'Shah of All Generations'? All these titles are not seemly [enough] for you. By Allah, had the monotheistic religions not been revealed, we would have made you into a god, as the Pharaohs and Romans did [with their leaders]. You have never spoken without wisdom dripping from your lips; you have done nothing without the good of mankind guiding you. You killed millions only to save billions more from the evil that they represented. All anyone has to do is watch you speak to see the nobility and courage on your face and perceive your pure, far-seeing gaze towards [the horizon], and the radiant half-smile that heralds your sublime goals and your optimism in leading humanity towards the ideal in which you believe." "Heil Bush, America Uber Alles!" "Even though you still struggle with a small number of problems that distract you, even partially, from your blessed concern about the future of mankind – such as Iraq, Cuba, North Korea, and, we almost forgot [to mention], Palestine, where a group of its sons continues to disturb your rest with the strangest Intifada of its kind, heeding no reason preached by the masters of Arab wisdom – and there are many. We know with certainty that you will eradicate them all with the reason of the power of justice by which you rule." "Heil Bush, America Uber alles!" "We buy weapons from your factories to express our complete submission, to increase the profits of your companies, to create employment for your workers, and punish our people so that they will... fear rebelling against us, or against you. We entrust our natural resources to your hands, and then borrow money from the international banks that you control. We open up our markets to your goods, in the name of international free trade, at the expense of our farmers and laborers, and we enable you to change our culture and even to cause its demise, including controlling our thoughts and deleting [from our writings] whatever you see fit [to delete], and rewriting our history and changing our curriculum, even in religious affairs. All this [you do] so that we will assimilate into globalization or Americanization, which is, beyond a doubt, the height [of aspirations] in our modern world. Thus, we renew our vow of fealty to you; we bow our heads and raise our fists to you to say in a single powerful voice: 'Heil Bush, America Uber Alles.'" Endnotes: (1) Al-Saffeer (Lebanon), November 21, 2002. (2) The term, from the Nazi salute and the Nazi slogan "Deutschland Uber Alles," was translated by the author into Arabic. Quote
gregm Posted November 23, 2002 Posted November 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by j_b: we can all feel better now: http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/11/22/offbeat.bush.not.moron.reut/ glad that's cleared up. this has to be the best "genuine" url in recent memory: ...bush.not.moron... Quote
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