Portland brew

[MtnHigh]

I'd like to thank all my fellow PDX pub hounds for contributing to my headache this morning.

 

On the bright side I'll get nothing accomplished at work this morning.

[wdietsch]

quote:

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Originally posted by MtnHigh:

On the bright side I'll get nothing accomplished at work this morning.

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well than hell ... might as well go climbing than!

[sketchfest]

Damn it!! I knew I went home to early.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

"sounds like you dudes represented. Sorry I missed out but things ran late for me."

 

Yeah, no shit, you puss. Dr. Flash Amazing had a fine time shit-talking you for not showing up. "Things ran late for me." Yeah, right, you spineless snaffle sniffer. Didn't have the sack to show up and hang with the boys, oh no. Yeah, well, see you around, milktoast!

[Winter]

quote:

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Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

"sounds like you dudes represented. Sorry I missed out but things ran late for me."

 

Yeah, no shit, you puss. Dr. Flash Amazing had a fine time shit-talking you for not showing up. "Things ran late for me." Yeah, right, you spineless snaffle sniffer. Didn't have the sack to show up and hang with the boys, oh no. Yeah, well, see you around, milktoast!

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Question: Is DFA spouting his typical bullshit or did he show after I left?

[shuksan]

quote:

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Damn it!! I knew I went home to early.

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My aching head says you left none to soon! (where's the hangover Graemlin??)

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

quote:

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Originally posted by Winter:

Question: Is DFA spouting his typical bullshit or did he show after I left?

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Ah, vatt eez dees "boolsheet" off vich yoo are spicking, plees? Dr. Flash Amaysink iss allvays on zee "up und up," yah.

[sketchfest]

Well now let me think...hhmmmm, if the good doctor was indeed there, who might he have been? The only person who even slightly resembled a sporto would have been our haggard server who was constanly running up and down the stairs in an effort to keep up with always empty beer glass that were mysteriously accumulating on our table. I'm gonna have to call BS on the doctors claims of having been in attendance. So here's to you doc.

[sketchfest]

Hey Shuksan, were you the one sitting next to TG?

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

quote:

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Originally posted by shredmaximus:

No DFA as far as I can remember.

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Just how the Doctor likes it; in and out like the star quarterback with a rohypnoled prom queen, leaving you feeling a little dirty and confused, yet giddy at the thought of having rubbed elbows with the Northwest climbing community's most notorious and elusive celebrity. Bling bling! No DFA as far as you can remember. Uh huh. Whose autograph do you think you spent ten minutes scrubbing off your ass in the shower this morning, eh?

 

BWAH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!

[shuksan]

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Hey Shuksan, were you the one sitting next to TG?

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Yep, that was me -- I better take credit for that spot before the good Dr. claims he was in it.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Of course, none of you can expect to confirm that any one of you is or is not Dr. Flash Amazing. Honestly, how hard is it to make up a bunch of sport-o-centric spray and hackneyed leftist psychobabble on a bulletin board? WHO could be two-timing as the inimitable DFA? We may never know, gentlemen ...

[iain]

Shoulda been at Portland Rock Gym, keg party w/ all the new routes.

[Son_of_Caveman]

quote:

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Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing:

Of course, none of you can expect to confirm that any one of you is or is not Dr. Flash Amazing. Honestly, how hard is it to make up a bunch of sport-o-centric spray and hackneyed leftist psychobabble on a bulletin board? WHO could be two-timing as the inimitable DFA? We may never know, gentlemen ...

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Not that I give a shit but... DFA = Dwayner

[sketchfest]

Yeah Shuks you better claim it or next you know DFA will be claiming PAGE TOP!!

[iain]

[b-rock]

dude, you better have some sort of script to do that...

[iain]

code:

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#!/usr/bin/perl

 

use strict;

my ($line, $i);

system ("/usr/bin/curl -s \"http\:\/\/www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_daily\" > temp.txt");

open (TEMP, "<temp.txt");

my (@page) = <TEMP>;

close (TEMP);

foreach $line (@page) {

if ($line =~ m/<a href.+>(.*)<\/a> by ([A-Za-z0-9\. ]+) [\&nbsp\;]*\(post \# ([0-9]+)\)/ ) {

if ($3 % 25 == 0) { print "topic $1, last by $2, number is $3\n" }

$i++;

}

}

[/code]

[iain]

[Cpt.Caveman]

quote:

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Originally posted by iain:

code:

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#!/usr/bin/perl

 

use strict;

my ($line, $i);

system ("/usr/bin/curl -s \"http\:\/\/www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_daily\" > temp.txt");

open (TEMP, "<temp.txt");

my (@page) = <TEMP>;

close (TEMP);

foreach $line (@page) {

if ($line =~ m/<a href.+>(.*)<\/a> by ([A-Za-z0-9\. ]+) [\&nbsp\;]*\(post \# ([0-9]+)\)/ ) {

if ($3 % 25 == 0) { print "topic $1, last by $2, number is $3\n" }

$i++;

}

}

[/code]

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Geek-o-rama

[b-rock]

Nice work!

[rbw1966]

Oy vey! Lets see: woke up late, head hurts, spilled coffee on self when bus slammed on breaks, changed into clean shirt at work, slip into chair in front of desk, turn on computer and BAM up comes a message that I have to attend a hearing and take notes as a bunch of lawyers argue over the definition of "take".

 

Idiots, take means pull in the slack and hold me.

 

Finally return to desk, head still hurts, smell like Festive Ale (or is it Ail?) and close door hoping no one bothers me until conference call at 1.

 

Oh the debauchery!

 

Glad to hang with the Portland crew last night. Looking forward to doing it again. Perfect location I thought. Waiter was a putz though.

[iain]

quote:

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Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

Geek-o-rama

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The cool thing is I found out I can make easy money doing this stuff. So much for those natural sciences degrees gathering dust.

[Cpt.Caveman]

More power to ya if that's what you like. It's still supergeek

[wdietsch]

quote:

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Originally posted by rbw1966:

Perfect location I thought. Waiter was a putz though.

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total putz .... what's the deal with not selling pitchers?