olyclimber Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 The discussion around Tim Tebow has quickly gone from "can he play in the NFL" to "is he the greatest QB to ever play the game???" and "Who would bet against this guy leading the Broncos to the Super Bowl this year???" Are you a Tebow Believer? Quote
rob Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 Is he still saying he's "saving himself for marriage" or some bullshit? He's either a NUTJOB, or he's a bold-faced liar. I can't respect that kind of man. He's also T-totaling sober, right? What's the point of fame, money and success if you can't enjoy them? LIFE FAIL Quote
olyclimber Posted December 12, 2011 Author Posted December 12, 2011 Rob: I under you can't comprehend the AWESOME that is Tebow, and I forgive you! You'll come around after he wins the SUPER BOWL! Quote
AlpineK Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 If you win the Super Bowl you get to live here [img:center]http://darrellcreswell.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/heaven.jpg[/img] It's alright, but a little dull after a few days. Loose the Super Bowl, and it's Purgatory time. [img:center]http://www.trolleydodger.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/purgatory.jpg[/img] Failure to qualify kind of sucks [img:center]http://www.popmatters.com/images/blog_art/g/gustave_dore_inferno32.jpg[/img] Quote
Doug Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 Like him or not, what's going on in Denver is kind of an interesting story. They also have a pretty damned good defense. Quote
G-spotter Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 Are steroids prohibited by the Bible? Quote
rob Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 OOOOOH! That's why he doesn't like plowing girls -- he's gay. That's all right, then. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 Fun to watch the run, but they will likely lose to the Packers if Denver get that far in the playoffs. I wouldn't mind seeing Denver knock out the Pack though, especially if they go 16-0 and we have to listen to the hype about the perfect season all the way to the Superbowl. Quote
E-rock Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 God I can't stand those thinly-veiled Christian proselytizing sessions they keep calling "press conferences". He's a better candidate for a career ending leg injury than Joe theismann was. Quote
FloRida Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 The Promise To the fans and everybody in Gator Nation. I'm sorry. I'm extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated season. That was the goal, something Florida has never done here. I promise you one thing, A lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. You will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. You will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season. God bless. Tim Tebow September 27, 2008 Quote
Doug Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. When it rains in the swamp Tim Tebow doesn't get wet. The rain gets Tim Tebow'd. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Tim Tebow is worth 1 billion words. Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil. Tim Tebow CAN believe it's not butter. The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows. On his birthday, Tim Tebow randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Tim Tebow picked up the city of New Orleans with his pinky, and drained it. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Tim Tebow pass. Tim Tebow makes even Chuck Norris shit his pants. Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush. Tim Tebow smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes. If tapped, a Tim Tebow rush could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. Tim Tebow can divide by zero. Tim Tebow has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. Blood normally accounts for 13% of a person's total body weight... the other 87% of Tebow is badass. Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600. Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Tim Tebow doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Tim Tebow throws down! Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow' There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida. Tim Tebow has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one. It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Tim Tebow CAN touch MC Hammer. Tim Tebow caught the road runner, then kicked Wil E. Coyote's ass for being a bitch. Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 OMG, Rob, somebody has chosen a different life than you! He believes in stuff you don't! How can that be!!!???!?! Quote
Dechristo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 He's a better candidate for a career ending leg injury than Joe theismann was. God, that was a fuckin' awesome ugly bit of film. Tebow's a freakin' red-shirt rookie with a bunch to learn, yet. Elway has continued to say that he's not the Bronco's permanent starter for his lack of passing prowess. I could give a fuck about all the religious hype and BS. It's simply fun to watch the team continue to pull last minute wins from their collective asses. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 He's a better candidate for a career ending leg injury than Joe theismann was. God, that was a fuckin' awesome ugly bit of film. Tebow's a freakin' red-shirt rookie with a bunch to learn, yet. Elway has continued to say that he's not the Bronco's permanent starter for his lack of passing prowess. I could give a fuck about all the religious hype and BS. It's simply fun to watch the team continue to pull last minute wins from their collective asses. Tebow is a hell of a lot more likable than Romo or Brady. Speaking of which, what's the over/under on Brady getting Tebowed? Quote
Dechristo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 I believe, currently, they like the Pats over Denver by 7. Quote
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