allthumbs Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Stevie Ray [ 08-27-2002, 10:38 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: Well, you're the pussy that came in here talkin' shit about cc.comers, and what a big schlong you had under that cute little kilt. Go easy on that cloven hoof now, ya hear?! bwahahaha Trask, climbing with a kilt has many advantages. I submitted the following to Twight but for some reason it was not included in his opus grande. I suspect it will be in the second edition. viz. 1. Climbing with a kilt virtually reduces the condensation problem and reduces fluid loss caused by excessive sweating due to the cooling affect of the wind rattling around your jewels.Thus it is ideal for the fast and light concept. 2. Self Arrest. In a fall on neve, the kilt is swept upwards by the friction on the snow, revealing the one-eyed milk man ( as we call HIM in scotland) which, if properly aroused forms another self arresting device in addition to your trusty ice-axe. 3.Urination: No need for pit zips, patagonia super fly system etc. If you need to go, let gravity do it's work. With Gore-tex gaiters, the time saved can be considerable on a single-push effort in the Alaska range. 4.Gear racking; On big-wall climbs the second when immediately below the leader has a very convenient, shall we say groove to reach up and temporarily inset gear when making those crucial switch overs when speed climbing on the Nose. 5. Aid: the old timers called it combined tactics when they climbed onto the others shoulders to reach a sloper. With kilt climbing the second ,when below the leader can hand jam to reach that crucial hold that will allow a clean aid ascent. The crack is 5.10 thin hands only please and wipes are needed in the haul bag. I hope this educates you to some of the new wave thinking we Scots are bringing to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 they don't have poisen oak in scotland do the???? cause I would't climb in a skirt if some one paid me... well maybe if they paid me alot but jee wiz... I don't want poisen oak on my arse./ I strongly sugest pants, at least until you get above the tree line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: they don't have poisen oak in scotland do the???? cause I would't climb in a skirt if some one paid me... well maybe if they paid me alot but jee wiz... I don't want poisen oak on my arse./ I strongly sugest pants, at least until you get above the tree line. It is not a skirt , it is a kilt. You must get your terminology right. Do we call a carabiner a" round metal thingy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I do when I want to piss some one off who thinks he is "SO HARD CORE" bite my english ass wanker [ 08-27-2002, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: I do when I want to piss some one off who thinks he is "SO HARD CORE" bite my english ass wanker I wondered when the dreaded English would surface, those who have persecuted us poor Scots for centuires. For the record I am not hardcore, I can only climb 5.4 and on anything more than 35% I'm scared shitless .I am a wanker and proud of it.----- You Sassenach devils spawn of english blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 [ 08-28-2002, 07:38 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 knowing just a tad bit of world history can be so verry useful. Family name isn't Bickerstaff for just any old reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 obviously I don't know enough world history damn blonde roots are bleeding threw the dye job again after a brief visit with google, I found that you called me a name that basicly means english person... okay relativly true, but I am also Scotish, Irish, French Canadian, Welsh, and Native American and probably some other stuff too... what do ya have that means all that.. besides American [ 08-28-2002, 12:11 AM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: obviously I don't know enough world history damn blonde roots are bleeding threw the dye job again after a brief visit with google, I found that you called me a name that basicly means english person... okay relativly true, but I am also Scotish, Irish, French Canadian, Welsh, and Native American and probably some other stuff too... what do ya have that means all that.. besides American You are forgiven, any Scottish blood releases you from the torment that awaits those of pure english blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Wanker you obviously never climbed with me and my padnas. We fucking drink and party all night and puke at the base of our climbs and on route. My best climbs are with hangovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Wanker you obviously never climbed with me and my padnas. We fucking drink and party all night and puke at the base of our climbs and on route. My best climbs are with hangovers I think you have a drinking problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 MInd your own business butt chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 How come the Scottish, Welsh and Irish are the only ones the wimpy, pasty faced, offal gobbling, Marks & Spencer shopping, Princess Di fetishizing English have managed to oppress???? Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: MInd your own business butt chocolate No, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Some of us think you have the butt pirate problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I think you should quit drinking. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I think you should stop taking it in the anus and then jump off the top of a large building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I think I can hear the whistle blowing now! Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Hey I'm sorry Captain. Just fucking around. My bad. Ever have mornings like that? Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: How come the Scottish, Welsh and Irish are the only ones the wimpy, pasty faced, offal gobbling, Marks & Spencer shopping, Princess Di fetishizing English have managed to oppress???? Aren't you ashamed of yourself? We are, and console ourselves by excessive drinking but remember it's called British Colombia and you were once, and some consider you Canadians, still, a colony of the English hordes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 And more importantly, why can't you guys ever field a decent side for the World Cup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Wanker you obviously never climbed with me and my padnas. We fucking drink and party all night and puke at the base of our climbs and on route. My best climbs are with hangovers Dont't want to climb with you guys coz i've set myself up for the biggest sandbag in climbing history but the drinking and puking sounds good. My record for projectile vomiting is 6.5 ft. Beat that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I dont projectile vomit but I am good at leaving a large trail of it. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish_wanker Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: And more importantly, why can't you guys ever field a decent side for the World Cup? we are drinking and puking too much. Same qustion back to you bubba!!!!!!!!!!!!! there's 250 million of you guys!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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