tvashtarkatena Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 (edited) The only reason to buy a gun for defense is to defend against Right Wing Nutjobz when they finally kick off the zombie apocalypse. I can name a handful of librul friends who've done exactly that for exactly that reason. Same fantasy + a double tall decaf with soy. Sell to idiots on both sides. Now THAT's good marketing. Me? The cordless Sawzall with a bandoleer of extra batteries will have to provide a last line of defense for now. I also feed all the wildlife in the neighborhood. They trust me now. That should come in handy should urban hunting ever become a necessity. Edited June 1, 2011 by tvashtarkatena Quote
AlpineK Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Don't fuck with me, I gotta shotgun [img:center]http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/episodes/tms/season1/pics/14_chef.jpg[/img] Quote
wetslide Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Anyone who's known a guy who sleeps with an AK under the mattress and a Glock under the pillow invariably wishes that the rest of the population could be so together. I have both. Quote
joblo7 Posted June 1, 2011 Author Posted June 1, 2011 The only reason to buy a gun for defense is to defend against Right Wing Nutjobz when they finally kick off the zombie apocalypse. I can name a handful of librul friends who've done exactly that for exactly that reason. Same fantasy + a double tall decaf with soy. Sell to idiots on both sides. Now THAT's good marketing. Me? The cordless Sawzall with a bandoleer of extra batteries will have to provide a last line of defense for now. I also feed all the wildlife in the neighborhood. They trust me now. That should come in handy should urban hunting ever become a necessity. now thats good planning.... Quote
111 Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 police state Damn, I thought this was a thread about people liking Dubstep. Quote
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