Dave_Schuldt Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 The Post Like Dennis Harmon Contest Which one of you spraymasters can post like him? The winner gets dinner with Dennis and personal training. We need 3 judges, I nominate trask, cavey and dru. Any other suggestions for prizes, judges or fomat are welcome. HAVE FUNN!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 two things dave- just say no to drugs & go easy on the self abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted June 30, 2002 Author Share Posted June 30, 2002 I say yes to drugs! I wasn't going to read his bullshit, thats why I didn't nominate myself as judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_Harmon Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 A friend and I have developed a revolutionary technique whereby we get to climb unprotectable rock faces, but without the need for unsightly bolts and sustaining those heinous 4' sport climbing lead falls. What we do is this... 1) find an alternative means, such as scambling, to get above the rock we wish to climb 2) establish at least two anchors in the rock 3) to these anchors we afix our rope by means of tape and carabiners (preferably locking) 4) we then double the rope through the carabiners and throw both ends to ground so that both ends of the rope are now at the bottom 5) we both abseil the rope to the bottom 6) we then tie in and belay in a conventional manner, except that the belayer takes in rope as the other person climbs up first. It works REALLY well. Try it... you'll like it. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Sounds like a good idea Dennis but here's another idea. 1)Build a huge damn at the end of the crag/valley/whatever. 2)Divert a small stream into the area and flood the crag 3)Use scuba gear to "climb" the unprotected route underwater. Caution: beware of Nutria (Snafflehounds of the water) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 So far Dennis wins a dinner with ...himself.Spray on DH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 DH is getting a little weak. I preferred him back in his prime where he could spray 3 multi-paragraph posts in a row before anyone could get spray in edgewise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 he's running outta material perhaps google? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 being wrong has a tendency to shut someone right up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 . . . but SK it's not about how much you spray, but how many sprayers you have (choose your level of perverseness) PG done, R laid, XXX horsecocked. -Texplorer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 dreamer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 yea Dreamer is a good climb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 where is that mr. smartypants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Up in Darrington area and how do you know I have pants on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 So you will be doing the first nude assent of "limp dick" tomorrow then??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 hmmmm.. . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 That is NOT an answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 If there are any hottie girls there (single)of course. . . then we might have a nude ascent. We have to take pics though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 I'll bring the cammra just in case some "single" hotties show up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: I'll bring the cammra... don't forget to bring extra flmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellemontagne Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 You might want to warn folks before you do your FFNA of Limp Dick so they can look away. You wouldn't want anyone to go blind... On another note... Are any of you going to be climbing at the columns this week? [ 07-01-2002, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: bellemontagne ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellemontagne Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 You know, after I thought about it, it would be pretty darn funny if a male did a FFNA of Limp Dick. It would be the first time a limp dick did an ascent of "Limp Dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 be there at 6:30 i will be climbing on tuesday that is [ 07-01-2002, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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