Guest Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 I would like to initiate a new climbing club. I will call it the Has Beens or Never has or will be Climbing Club. Short H.B.N.H.W.B. Climbing Club Current members are- Gaper_#1 Other members I see joining me may be ? HeadSpace Crackbolter Max Membership is free for people that are grumpy and can't get laid or climb. Also others that only crag and don't quite have time to climb in the real mountains any more. Your thoughts or suggestions to my list or membership? Gaper_#1 Has spoken. Quote
Guest Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 This is Gaper_#1, If you have Outside magazines you can join. I think that if you are "respected climber" that rap bolts even more so. Gaper_#1 does not have either. I just know I am a Never Will be and am happy redpointing 5.3. Perhaps these others will see the light some day. Grumpy ones get first dibs. Gaper_#1 Has spoken. Quote
Bronco Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 I have a Northface parka I wear to vantage in the summer. I will join the club since I cant go to the PUBE club. Quote
Guest Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 This is Gaper_#1, Bronco, you are welcome in the club. Now we await further requests. Since I have not any I intitiate Crackbolter and Headjob as honorary members. They are now in for life and membership cannot be rescinded just like a gang! Gaper_#1 Has spoken. Quote
Gaper_#2 Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 I'm in the never will be category for sure! Hook me up gaping brothers/sisters. Quote
Guest Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 This is Gaper_#1, Welcome Gaper_#2, Perhaps others will join us for future festivities. Crackbolter, max, anyone? Gaper_#1 Has spoken. Quote
Gaper_#2 Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 FOR GAPERS ONLY!!! Salty's on Alki. Tuesday, 6PM. Cause we don't spend our money of stupid gear, we can go to high class establishments. Quote
Crackhead Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 I will weave necklaces for the club with my pubic hair! Please let me join... I can't get laid either. It's not my fault! Quote
Guest Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Crackhead: I will weave necklaces for the club with my pubic hair! Please let me join... I can't get laid either. It's not my fault! This is Gaper_#1, Crackhead, if you eat Gaper_#2's dookie we will let you in the club. Must be done in public at the Alki tonight. Otherwise you are not in. Gaper_#1 Has spoken. Quote
Gaper_#2 Posted April 23, 2002 Posted April 23, 2002 I think that we should really meet at hOOters!!! Hell, let's climb those babes!!! Quote
Poseur Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 What kind of car do you have to drive to get into this club? Quote
Guest Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 This is Gaper_#1, Poseur, you can join if you have any car. Having a gas guzzling polluting SUV that you never drive on roads that need high clearance or 4 WD is a plus. Gaper_#1 Has spoken. Quote
Guest Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 We suggest you try recruiting from this list for your lameass club, we've already done some of the interviews and we can recommend them all strongly: Scot'teryx -for saying "word up" and that Vantage spoiled him. Ross -"it's russ not ross". chucK -he never gets laid look at his photo. crackaddict -pretending to own a gun and threatening to shoot unseen people with said gun. safetygoddess -rope up on Hood! trask - not a climber AlpineK and Erik -beyotch moderators Allison -save the gay chat room!! midwest alpine hero -name says all with this one. Quote
Guest Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 also hikerwa -do I really have explain anything here? Quote
payaso Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 Does subscribing to Outside magazine qualify? I think owning anything with some titanium would have to be a prerequisite too. Quote
gapertimmy Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 i love when people like hex get loaded and come back and spray, it always provides a good chuckle to start out my day. oooohhh that rhymes Quote
Dru Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: i love when people like hex get loaded and come back and spray, it always provides a good chuckle to start out my day. oooohhh that rhymes yeah but it doesnt scan, you need more syllables in second line. Quote
jordop Posted April 24, 2002 Posted April 24, 2002 Passable iambic pentametre. With some forced stresses and unstressing of "Hex", it could be right out of Lear Quote
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