who r the nut jobs?

[pink]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/09/23/2010-09-23_mahmoud_ahmadinejads_un_speech_discussing_911_prompts_us_delegation_to_walk_out.html

 

 

 

Iran's loony leader sparked an angry exodus from the UN floor Thursday when he dredged up the discredited theory that the U.S. government was behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

 

In a button-pushing speech before the United Nations General Assembly, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad suggested Washington was looking for an excuse to wage a war in the Mideast to save Israel.

 

"Some segments within the U.S. government orchestrated the attack to reverse the declining American economy and its grips on the Middle East in order also to save the Zionist regime," he insisted.

 

"The majority of the American people as well as other nations and politicians agree with this view."

 

Loud gasps could be heard in the chamber and the U.S. delegation stood up and walked out.

 

The Americans were followed out by diplomats from other U.S. allies. The Israelis weren't even there - they were off for the Jewish holiday of Succoth.

 

By the time the tieless tyrant wrapped up his rant, the room was about half full and the remaining diplomats appeared to be applauding more out of politeness than conviction.

 

[ivan]

gw couldn't have done 9/11 b/c it actually went according to plan

[rob]

I'm a nut job.

[tvashtarkatena]

You'd think a guy with a name like "I'm-a-dinner-jacket" would get out more.

[tvashtarkatena]

Bet he voted for Nader.

[Fairweather]

Kevbone's new hero? The company you keep.

[Fairweather]

Too bad the Iranian people have to put up with this guy and his puppet masters. We have apparatus on both sides of this tool; maybe the locals who don't envision the return of the twelfth imam should start receiving third-party gift bundles at numerous points along their border.

[rob]

Dude, I don't even know wtf that means. Are you channeling j_b?

[tvashtarkatena]

Clearly, Iran needs more guns.

[ivan]

you mean third party gift bundles?

 

if we're gonna send anythign else to the middle east, can it just be a truly gargantuan supply of valium, 'cuz those bitches could all seriously use some chill-pills, no?

[tvashtarkatena]

Why don't we send some job applications? All the Persian's I've worked with have been a blast.

[Fairweather]

Dude, I don't even know wtf that means. Are you channeling j_b?

 

The guy needs to be gone. Preferably by his own people. All they need are the gift bundles.

[wfinley]

[video:youtube]1BDIv_0kPhE

[tvashtarkatena]

Yeah, covert ops to overthrow the Iranian govt., hell, 'regime change' in general, has really worked out well in the past LOL

[tvashtarkatena]

Classic example of back-to-the-future thinking.

 

"No, seriously, it'll work this time, I promise"....

 

Yet another formula for increasing overall human misery, brought to you from Planet Conservitard.

[Fairweather]

Yeah, covert ops to overthrow the Iranian govt., hell, 'regime change' in general, has really worked out well in the past LOL

 

Better than selling the Saudis (of 9/11 fame) another $40bn worth of attack aircraft.

[prole]

Dude, I don't even know wtf that means. Are you channeling j_b?

 

The guy needs to be gone. Preferably by his own people. All they need are the gift bundles.

 

You. are. a. fucking. idiot.

[tvashtarkatena]

That's like saying it's better to plunge a knife into your face rather than an ice pick.

 

How about option 'C'?

 

Continue to do fuck all...yeah, that sounds good right about now.

 

We've proven over and over and over that any involvement we have over there just adds to the existing shit pile.

Edited September 24, 2010 by tvashtarkatena

[tvashtarkatena]

Or, we could throw another trillion worth of Chinese debt on the fire. LET'S ROLL!

Edited September 24, 2010 by tvashtarkatena

[tvashtarkatena]

Right now, we'll be lucky enough to salvage our rapidly eroding first world lifestyle.

 

 

[prole]

Stay The Course.

[rob]

I am formally announcing my candidacy for Supreme Ruler of Iran.

 

Please send gift bundles.

[Fairweather]

I am formally announcing my candidacy for Supreme Ruler of Iran.

 

Please send gift bundles.

 

First, you must complete the attached application/questionnaire:

 

 

What is your position on the validity of eye-witness 9/11 accounts?

 

What is your position on the validity of Holocaust claims?

 

What is your position on wiping Israel off the map?

 

What is your position on the storming of embassies and the taking of diplomat-hostages?

 

What is your position on the acquisition by Iran of nuclear weapons--and their use?

[tvashtarkatena]

I think pumping a lot of weapons into an unstable region is always a good idea.

 

[Nitrox]

I thought the world liked Barry? Huh, maybe another apology will do the trick.