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dfa, are you asking me? i love gay people. sometimes i pretend i am one. my boyfriend's don't think that's funny, though - they never seem to want to play along. tongue.gif

 

trask, who gives a rat's fuck about the mariner's right now. if you want to talk sports, though, i'd be happy to bring back to the forefront my love of the sooners. the cougs don't stand a chance ... wink.gif

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Speaking of gay, a great poem by WM Stephen Humphrey comes to mind:

 

If asked if I know what follicles I'd grow

 

were I to be "King of Panache"

 

It would sprout out my nose

 

in hairy little rows

 

just like Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

Tom's hair-covered lip, it just makes me flip

 

and prone to a horny heat rash

 

It's woolly and thick

 

like a caterpillar's ****

 

I adore Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

Other 'staches I've seen, in the places I've bean

 

look just like Mike Farrell's from M*A*S*H!

 

I despise that man's face

 

It lacks the beauty and grace

 

of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

And what about Prince? Oh, don't make me wince!

 

His looks like a wimpy eyelash!

 

It lacks the weight and the girth

 

of the best fur on earth

 

known as Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

O! I'd bash, I'd smash, I'd pay cold, hard cash

 

I'd gnash succotash and huff hash!

 

I'd marry white trash

 

I'd thrash Johnny Cash

 

for a splash of Tom's booshy moostache!

 

But I haven't the hair to grace my lip there

 

and so all my dreams must be dashed

 

My nose shall never feel

 

the tickly, prickly appeal... of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache.

 

 

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allen ginsburg's poem about his sphincter comes to my mind ... tongue.gif

 

I hope my good old asshole holds out

60 years it's been mostly OK

Tho in Bolivia a fissure operation

survived the altiplano hospital--

a little blood, no polyps, occasionally

a small hemorrhoid

active, eager, receptive to phallus

coke bottle, candle, carrot

banana & fingers--

Now AIDS makes it shy, but still

eager to serve--

out with the dumps, in with the condom'd

orgasmic friend--

still rubbery muscular,

unashamed wide open for joy

But another 20 years who knows,

old folks got troubles everywhere--

necks, prostates, stomachs, joints--

Hope the old hole stays young

till death, relax.

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