allthumbs Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 So Allison, aren't ya glad ya resurrected this old thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 LOL She must be enjoying all the "Menergy" being thrown around here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 somebody PLEASE change the subject!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Why would she be? It's gay as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Okay, how bout' dem Mariners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 What, are you anti-gay or something? Fascist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 It's fun to watch PP, DFA & SC (the self-proclaimed intellectuals) do the gutter dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Hey, I heard Lou Piniella is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 dfa, are you asking me? i love gay people. sometimes i pretend i am one. my boyfriend's don't think that's funny, though - they never seem to want to play along. Â trask, who gives a rat's fuck about the mariner's right now. if you want to talk sports, though, i'd be happy to bring back to the forefront my love of the sooners. the cougs don't stand a chance ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Here, here. Anybody have some sick alpine goals for the winter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 tlg, wow, do you kiss it with that mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 my goal is to scale more chicas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Jeez, lg, way to break the flow. I like you better gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Trask, you're doing again. Is it cuz Greg's back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 I must protest I have never proclaimed myself an intelectual. Â And never confuse a urinal with the gutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Speaking of gay, a great poem by WM Stephen Humphrey comes to mind:  If asked if I know what follicles I'd grow  were I to be "King of Panache"  It would sprout out my nose  in hairy little rows  just like Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!  Tom's hair-covered lip, it just makes me flip  and prone to a horny heat rash  It's woolly and thick  like a caterpillar's ****  I adore Selleck's booshy moostache!  Other 'staches I've seen, in the places I've bean  look just like Mike Farrell's from M*A*S*H!  I despise that man's face  It lacks the beauty and grace  of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!  And what about Prince? Oh, don't make me wince!  His looks like a wimpy eyelash!  It lacks the weight and the girth  of the best fur on earth  known as Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!  O! I'd bash, I'd smash, I'd pay cold, hard cash  I'd gnash succotash and huff hash!  I'd marry white trash  I'd thrash Johnny Cash  for a splash of Tom's booshy moostache!  But I haven't the hair to grace my lip there  and so all my dreams must be dashed  My nose shall never feel  the tickly, prickly appeal... of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 allen ginsburg's poem about his sphincter comes to my mind ... Â I hope my good old asshole holds out 60 years it's been mostly OK Tho in Bolivia a fissure operation survived the altiplano hospital-- a little blood, no polyps, occasionally a small hemorrhoid active, eager, receptive to phallus coke bottle, candle, carrot banana & fingers-- Now AIDS makes it shy, but still eager to serve-- out with the dumps, in with the condom'd orgasmic friend-- still rubbery muscular, unashamed wide open for joy But another 20 years who knows, old folks got troubles everywhere-- necks, prostates, stomachs, joints-- Hope the old hole stays young till death, relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Allen Ginsburg must be ... ahh, forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 NOW, you've got it, good doctor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Not that that poem necessarily shows it, but it hints at the fact that AG was one of the fucking coolest organisms to grace our planet in the form of a human. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 allen's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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