tvashtarkatena Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) Could anything be more satisfying than gently sliding my Lexmark partial-birth-abortion-of-a-printer, a device that began malfunctioning the moment it emerged from its styrofoam womb, into a trash compactor bag, and 're-educating' it with a splitting maul? Can't wait to install my new Epson. Incredibly, it was even cheaper than the Lexmark. I set aside an extra trash compactor bag for it, too. I thought about torching it, too, but...well...you know, the neighbors and all. Edited January 28, 2010 by tvashtarkatena Quote
Mal_Con Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Proper printer (fax) disposal [video:youtube] Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 you should have smeared it with maple glaze, and ate it. Quote
Hugh Conway Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 you should have smeared it with maple glaze, and ate it. sounds like a ttk friday night Quote
ivan Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 my last printer i took over to my ex-cop, current-teacher colleagues house - there it met its just reward w/ a good 30 minute of small arms fire - buckshot, solid shot, 9 mm rounds, etc, etc. - yeah, it won't betray me again Quote
Fairweather Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 None of your solutions sound very Earth-friendly. Good luck getting the Epson BULLSHIT driver left-overs out of your registry. K-12 could use more ex-cops. I'm happy with my Canon. Printer. I mean. Quote
ivan Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 there's already a pretty good # of ex-cops/ex-military in the field - to my expereince, they're generally better than fresh-blood out of college, but they can still suck (had an awful ex-usaf major for my own senior english class) my cop friend tim rawks - not a rule crazy prick (can't imagien why he didn't like being a cop ), very eager to learn the trade, didnt' give a shit if you liked to smoke dope provided you were good at your work, friendly as hell, etc. sure do miss teaching w/ that dude, but a man can't stay in ole'virginia fo'ever! Quote
chirp Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Lobbing it off the top of Upper Town Wall? Quote
ivan Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Lobbing it off the top of Upper Town Wall? mid BASE jump? Quote
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