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Could anything be more satisfying than gently sliding my Lexmark partial-birth-abortion-of-a-printer, a device that began malfunctioning the moment it emerged from its styrofoam womb, into a trash compactor bag, and 're-educating' it with a splitting maul?

 

Can't wait to install my new Epson. Incredibly, it was even cheaper than the Lexmark. I set aside an extra trash compactor bag for it, too.

 

I thought about torching it, too, but...well...you know, the neighbors and all.

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my last printer i took over to my ex-cop, current-teacher colleagues house - there it met its just reward w/ a good 30 minute of small arms fire - buckshot, solid shot, 9 mm rounds, etc, etc. - yeah, it won't betray me again :)

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None of your solutions sound very Earth-friendly.

 

Good luck getting the Epson BULLSHIT driver left-overs out of your registry.

 

K-12 could use more ex-cops.

 

I'm happy with my Canon. Printer. I mean.

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there's already a pretty good # of ex-cops/ex-military in the field - to my expereince, they're generally better than fresh-blood out of college, but they can still suck (had an awful ex-usaf major for my own senior english class)

 

my cop friend tim rawks - not a rule crazy prick (can't imagien why he didn't like being a cop :) ), very eager to learn the trade, didnt' give a shit if you liked to smoke dope provided you were good at your work, friendly as hell, etc. sure do miss teaching w/ that dude, but a man can't stay in ole'virginia fo'ever! :)

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