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this thread, by contast, is actually pretty fucking funny

 

:lmao:

 

america

 

like the uncle that raped you every sunday your whole childhood

 

then put you through college and left you his old shitty clunker

 

in his will

 

:lmao:

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America when will you be angelic?

When will you take off your clothes?

When will you look at yourself through the grave?

When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?

dude, america is far too busy to answer 4 fucking questions - can you shorten it down to one - can you make it fit on a bumper sticker

 

shit, wait, can you hold while i get america on the line?

 

goddammit...

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Miss America

 

I love America, her secret's safe with me

And I know her wicked ways

The parts you never see

 

Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model

Although you have a reputation

Can I afford to move above my station

I'm not the only heart you've conquered

 

And I love America, but boy can she be cruel

And I know how tall she is

Without her platform shoes

 

Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model

Although at times it might seem awkward

Don't run away, oh don't you recognize me

I'm not the only heart you've conquered

 

And I kissed America, when she was fleecing me

She knows I understand that she needs to be free

And I miss America and sometimes she does too

And sometimes I think of her

When she is fucking you

 

I love America

Yo siempre he confiado en ti [=I have always trusted you]

I love America

Por que me tratas asi? [=Why do you treat me like this?]

 

Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model

Although your pants are round your ankles

And when you're down, I'll be your Dirty Harry

It will be just like in the movies

 

Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model

Although at times it might seem awkward

Don't look away, I'll be your teenage fanclub

I'm not the only heart you've conquered

 

--David Byrne

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Luv the tweet. She just lik us. LOLZ

 

Nov, 25, 2009

Palin to run Red Cross Turkey Trot in Wash.

The Associated Press

 

RICHLAND, Wash. -- Sarah Palin is taking a Thanksgiving break from her book tour to spend time with family in Washington and join a 5K run to benefit the Red Cross.

 

Palin detailed her plans Wednesday on Twitter.

 

"Much 2 b thankful 4 as Americans, most free people on earth! More opportunity 4 happiness/health/prosperity thx to our liberating Constitution," she wrote.

 

About 25 Palin relatives had registered for the annual Turkey Trot on Thursday at Kennewick's Columbia Park, said Heather Filbin of the Benton-Franklin Chapter of the American Red Cross.

 

About 2,300 people had pre-registered, with 3,000 runners expected to take part in the fundraiser.

 

Palin plans to have dinner at the Richland home of her aunt Katie Johnson, a sister of Palin's mother.

 

She intends to resume her book tour Sunday, signing copies of "Going Rogue" at a book store in Richland.

 

Palin's grandparents, Clem and Helen Sheeran, came to Richland in 1943 so he could work at the Hanford nuclear reservation.

 

What a fucking idiot.

Posted (edited)

"Just plug in that ol' common sense conservatism up there in Canada" and you can have a growing semi-literate, obese-yet-malnourished, war-like, belligerent, permanent underclass with a rising trade in surveillance equipment, guns, and all manner of security and anti-personnel products, too! We call it freedumb!

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Luv the tweet. She just lik us. LOLZ

 

Nov, 25, 2009

Palin to run Red Cross Turkey Trot in Wash.

The Associated Press

 

RICHLAND, Wash. -- Sarah Palin is taking a Thanksgiving break from her book tour to spend time with family in Washington and join a 5K run to benefit the Red Cross.

 

Palin detailed her plans Wednesday on Twitter.

 

"Much 2 b thankful 4 as Americans, most free people on earth! More opportunity 4 happiness/health/prosperity thx to our liberating Constitution," she wrote.

 

About 25 Palin relatives had registered for the annual Turkey Trot on Thursday at Kennewick's Columbia Park, said Heather Filbin of the Benton-Franklin Chapter of the American Red Cross.

 

About 2,300 people had pre-registered, with 3,000 runners expected to take part in the fundraiser.

 

Palin plans to have dinner at the Richland home of her aunt Katie Johnson, a sister of Palin's mother.

 

She intends to resume her book tour Sunday, signing copies of "Going Rogue" at a book store in Richland.

 

Palin's grandparents, Clem and Helen Sheeran, came to Richland in 1943 so he could work at the Hanford nuclear reservation.

 

What a fucking idiot.

 

You only the other hand are neither thankful nor grateful for anything.

 

The fucking idiot is you.

 

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