Fairweather Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 We never should have let those welfare cheatin natty hos live in our neighborhoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 this thread, by contast, is actually pretty fucking funny   america  like the uncle that raped you every sunday your whole childhood  then put you through college and left you his old shitty clunker  in his will  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 I still believe in America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 But then again, I still believe in Mexico, Canada, and the Dominican Republic, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 would it be improper to take liberties w/ america, ya know, if she was like agreeable w/ the whole proposition n' whatnot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 America when will you be angelic? When will you take off your clothes? When will you look at yourself through the grave? When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 America when will you be angelic? When will you take off your clothes? When will you look at yourself through the grave? When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites? dude, america is far too busy to answer 4 fucking questions - can you shorten it down to one - can you make it fit on a bumper sticker  shit, wait, can you hold while i get america on the line?  goddammit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 will america take a check? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 what exactly is the return policy on america again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 Her vigor flows like tides into my blood, Giving me strength erect against her hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 "What is the house of America but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs?" Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 is america was a bitch, she'd definitely be a red-head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 even carl sandburg would have to put a bag over america's head to bang her proper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Who the fuck are you, Christopher Columbo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Miss America  I love America, her secret's safe with me And I know her wicked ways The parts you never see  Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although you have a reputation Can I afford to move above my station I'm not the only heart you've conquered  And I love America, but boy can she be cruel And I know how tall she is Without her platform shoes  Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although at times it might seem awkward Don't run away, oh don't you recognize me I'm not the only heart you've conquered  And I kissed America, when she was fleecing me She knows I understand that she needs to be free And I miss America and sometimes she does too And sometimes I think of her When she is fucking you  I love America Yo siempre he confiado en ti [=I have always trusted you] I love America Por que me tratas asi? [=Why do you treat me like this?]  Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although your pants are round your ankles And when you're down, I'll be your Dirty Harry It will be just like in the movies  Oh super-girl, you'll be my super-model Although at times it might seem awkward Don't look away, I'll be your teenage fanclub I'm not the only heart you've conquered  --David Byrne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Luv the tweet. She just lik us. LOLZ  Nov, 25, 2009 Palin to run Red Cross Turkey Trot in Wash. The Associated Press  RICHLAND, Wash. -- Sarah Palin is taking a Thanksgiving break from her book tour to spend time with family in Washington and join a 5K run to benefit the Red Cross.  Palin detailed her plans Wednesday on Twitter.  "Much 2 b thankful 4 as Americans, most free people on earth! More opportunity 4 happiness/health/prosperity thx to our liberating Constitution," she wrote.  About 25 Palin relatives had registered for the annual Turkey Trot on Thursday at Kennewick's Columbia Park, said Heather Filbin of the Benton-Franklin Chapter of the American Red Cross.  About 2,300 people had pre-registered, with 3,000 runners expected to take part in the fundraiser.  Palin plans to have dinner at the Richland home of her aunt Katie Johnson, a sister of Palin's mother.  She intends to resume her book tour Sunday, signing copies of "Going Rogue" at a book store in Richland.  Palin's grandparents, Clem and Helen Sheeran, came to Richland in 1943 so he could work at the Hanford nuclear reservation.  What a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Now the ditz is telling Canadians how they ought to run their country! Â [video:youtube]C4DEuRMigtc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 (edited) "Just plug in that ol' common sense conservatism up there in Canada" and you can have a growing semi-literate, obese-yet-malnourished, war-like, belligerent, permanent underclass with a rising trade in surveillance equipment, guns, and all manner of security and anti-personnel products, too! We call it freedumb! Edited November 26, 2009 by prole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 Happy Thanksgiving. Execute Operation Obesity in T plus 3 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Luv the tweet. She just lik us. LOLZ Nov, 25, 2009 Palin to run Red Cross Turkey Trot in Wash. The Associated Press  RICHLAND, Wash. -- Sarah Palin is taking a Thanksgiving break from her book tour to spend time with family in Washington and join a 5K run to benefit the Red Cross.  Palin detailed her plans Wednesday on Twitter.  "Much 2 b thankful 4 as Americans, most free people on earth! More opportunity 4 happiness/health/prosperity thx to our liberating Constitution," she wrote.  About 25 Palin relatives had registered for the annual Turkey Trot on Thursday at Kennewick's Columbia Park, said Heather Filbin of the Benton-Franklin Chapter of the American Red Cross.  About 2,300 people had pre-registered, with 3,000 runners expected to take part in the fundraiser.  Palin plans to have dinner at the Richland home of her aunt Katie Johnson, a sister of Palin's mother.  She intends to resume her book tour Sunday, signing copies of "Going Rogue" at a book store in Richland.  Palin's grandparents, Clem and Helen Sheeran, came to Richland in 1943 so he could work at the Hanford nuclear reservation.  What a fucking idiot.  You only the other hand are neither thankful nor grateful for anything.  The fucking idiot is you.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 How dare you use this holiday as a means to further your attacks against me. Shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No. 13 Baby Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 You only the other hand are neither thankful nor grateful for anything. The fucking idiot is you. Â Looks like someone can't quite suppress his palin crush when he's been drinking. :kisss: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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