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I have always been a Park Ranger in my own mind. As a citizen, I own the land, the park, the rock. I have a shared sense of responsibility and concern for the resources we all utilize. Therefore I place you all under arrest for wanton disregard for social norms and deviant behavior, and sentence you to 30 days of hard labor on the walls of Beacon Rock.

Joseph, if you don't get the rock open shortly, you will be charged with obstruction of justice as these guys can't serve out their term. Get on it please, as these guys have a debt to society to pay.

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good! maybe all the birds should be relocated to madrone that way beacon would be in the clear. then there can be all kinds of banter about madrone being closed for... wait, nevermind.

 

my question is: would JH still monitor falcons if they relocated to madrone? pro'ly so...

 

a future thread would look like this:

 

JH: been monitoring the falcon activity at madrone, now, for the past week and it looks like they are about to open the rock to climbing.

 

Kevboner: JH, why don't you suggest that they open the rock all year rather than suck up to the man in clackamas county by doing their monitoring work?

 

JH: kev, why don't you start by sucking yourself off?

 

Kevbone: JH, quit whining about the rules and start working for the climbers for a change...

 

ivan: did somebody say wine?!?

 

pink: kevin, as your friend i am asking you to drop this one.

 

LCK: hey, did you all see that the trail to the rock is closed, too?

 

JH: i am working to climb as much as i can out there and if that means that i cooperate with, and inform, the rangers and wildlife staff then that is what i will do. and here's a bunch of research that i did to make my post longer and thus more intelligent sounding...

 

reasearch, jargon, booksmarts, numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers, opinions, opinions, facts, facts, numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers, reserach, research, bullshit, numbers, facts, numbers, conclusion...

 

billcoe: you guys should take a roadtrip and climb elsewhere - expand your experiences!

 

DenaliDave: hey sobo, what time is it?

 

ivan: i like sangria:)

 

LCK: I am the MAN - let me handle it!

 

yada

yada

yada

 

This is classic. LOL!!!!! :argue:

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I am leaving on the 1st of June.

The Prow or west face of Leaning Tower.

:mad: this'll teach me to fall in the early spring - everyone and their fucking dawg is going to the valley this spring! I wanna go!!! have fun scotty!

I'm feeling a bit left out too, although I can't complain that much as I could be in a worse spot than Alaska all summer.

 

Have fun, be safe & make sure you've got plenty of headlamps/batteries!

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Ah, the fine whine of petulant outrage - vintage no less.

 

Da man be oppress'in me all d' live long day ober da bird. Where is we suppoze to do ours group azz-slapping? 'cause we's be men o' dee sort dat loves to grope at d' an anchor. Got's to go south to Yosmite where's wez can be men again. Tragedy, tragedy, tragedy 'cauze o' dem birds all ourz chilrenz will be sufferin' whiners too...

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I recently saw something the looked like a rough draft for BR etiquette and it looked like a rule etiquette book from hell; no one is going to read all this bull. climbers don't make rules, i sez ta me-sef, they break them. here's the only rule we need-The Golden Rule: do not put up a route here until you talk to a local; more than likely the route has already been done years ago [so buzz off bolt head].

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  • 4 weeks later...
yep yep I got quite a long tick list and beings as it's a 3 hour drive for me now.... the sooner da better :)

 

damit kbone I though this thread was finally dead

 

I dont think this thread will ever die!

 

Of course that could have been a thread ending statment.

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