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i heard santa lives at the north pole....just sayin'...
I met him when I lived up there... The real Santa, even sat in the hot tub and had a beer w/him and Mrs Santa. Kind of a perv, that guy was.
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People are really into this kind of stuff right now. I wonder why.

people have alwasy been into end of the world trips in a big way - seriously - it's what got christianity off the ground

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that should be the official theme song for spray

 

Can't you see what you have wrought here?

Bloody battles will be fought here

 

May the mountains rise against you

May the forests block your path

May your axes chip and shatter

And know it is my Wrath

I would mount your heads on the bloody spears

Outside your palace gates

And watch as crows peck out your eyes

And your cities are laid to waste

 

Can't you see what you have wrought here?

A curse on you and all your kin

Bloody battles will be fought here

Await your doom at empire's end

May the wivers rush to drown you

May the earth swallow your hosts

May the winter's wolves surround you

And rip the life from your throats

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i'm building a bombshelter out of cardboard boxes

my wife is instead hoarding bizarre quantities of ramen noodles, canned chicken and baby wipes in the garage :)

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