Dechristo Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 had to be there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 but then, I did a lot of dumb things when in my twenties...like getting married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/06/salem_police_seek_buttgrabbing.html They tell your story a bit differently, don't mention the Prius but they have your picture. Salem police seek butt-grabbing cyclist by Lynne Terry, The Oregonian Wednesday June 10, 2009, 10:08 AM A butt-grabbing bicyclist in Salem has police on the hunt -- and they want your help tracking him down. A statement from the Salem Police Department said the suspect, who was caught on a cell phone camera, grabbed two women and tried to grab a girl during a 15-minute spurt on Tuesday. The incidences took place between 12:45and 1:00 p.m., police said. In the first one, near the intersection of 17th Street SE and Mill Street, the man grabbed an adult female as he cycled by. The second incident, in the 600 block of 18th Street SE, came shortly afterwards. He tried but failed to grab a 9-year old girl and rode off. Then near the intersection of State Street and Hawthorne Avenue NE he grabbed an adult female in the buttocks as he rode by. The suspect is described as a male between 16 and his early 20s, with glasses and unshaven who was wearing a black baseball cap and black long sleeve shirt. He was riding a smaller bicycle and had a dark backpack with a silver stripe on it. Anybody with information about this case should call the Salem Police Department at 503-588-6123." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 Congratulations. You have cut and pasted a news story that involves a bicycle. Nice work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 (edited) They're closing in on you, PeterAche. Edited June 10, 2009 by Dechristo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 9-year-olds are a little old for me anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Congratulations. You have cut and pasted a news story that involves a bicycle. Nice work. Perhaps your adversary was just upset you did not try to grab her ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 9-year-olds are a little old for me anyway. Tough to find an intellectual fit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 The incidences took place between 12:45and 1:00 p.m., police said. Or the incidents, maybe? I guess spelling isn't required of editors anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 ...during a 15-minute spurt on Tuesday. Apparently hes got some stamina too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Purple tub with gold feet? Dude, you gotta jack an Escalade medallion and start cruisin around in that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Purple tub with gold feet? Dude, you gotta jack an Escalade medallion and start cruisin around in that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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