Bug Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 That depends on your perspective. ok... Actually, This was not meant as a joke per se. However, it will undoubtedly be seen as a joke by many here. Be that as it may, anybody is welcome there. Porn stars, drug addicts, climbers, petty theives, parents who steal their childrens' Halloween candy, atheists, you name it. No hard sell. Nobody knockin on your door. If you are at all curious, drop by for a free cup of coffee, loud music, and a casual attitude. Quote
TamaraSlade Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 This is a home made video, and that is actually his daughter! its way to cute and funny. [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRDwrtaTH5M Quote
pc313 Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Well,you won't need to hit the nOOb key on your keyboard any more!! Quote
ropegoat Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 I guess I had to do this at some point, proves I exist or something. Quote
Ishmael Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 whatever... I need more posts. Can people donate them to me? not 1,000 Quote
EWolfe Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 It's just sad, Bro. BITD, we would increase our post count with some heart-felt psycho slandering. Kids these days... Quote
Ishmael Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 bend over Well, arn't you a handsome young man. Quote
PhöQ Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 (QUOTE)This weekend was the most horrific weekend of my life. It all started Saturday night: We were pumped, we just got 4 30 racks of budwiser and I had a nice bottle of Jaeger mister to kick off my night, I did around 7-8 shots and I headed home for a half an hour to "Freshen" up, aka act sober, shave, and shower for this girl I'm really diggin'. Well anyways, I get back to the party at about 8:45, down a few shots, hanging with my friends, playing some Beer Pong (Bay root for us Bostonians). Anyways, the night was fucking amazing, everyone was so fucked up, blunts and joints everywhere, about 30+ people, and everyone doing beer runs the entire night. Well around 1pm it all went bad. I'm sitting outside (Keep in mind this is around Boston, fucking cold as shit, but oh well), and this REALLY shady kid comes up shit faced drunk and was knocking shit over left and right. We kicked him out because no one really knew him, and he was acting like an asshole. Well half of the people left, the other half were crashed. And I was just outside smoking cigs talking to this girl, and the shady kid comes back, I told him he really needed to leave or there would be problems (He was trying to get into the room where all our bongs and hookahs are). The kid was still drunk, and he just asks me "Is it ok if I get a beer before I bounce? I was just sobering up in my car from the last time you kicked me out". I said Ok, and he got a beer and I sat down and kept talking to this girl. 6 Am hits, I'm still outside wide awake, but now alone, the girl went home around 5, and I was just chilling. We had 2 coolers set up, one for Bay Root, other for just drinking. Well I was still drinking the next morning (Because I'm like that), and my friend comes out: "Hey man, crazy night huh?" "Fuck yeah man, want a beer?" "Yeah (I hand him a bud), Dude, are there any Guinness or hard liquor?" "Yeah man, lets do a few shots of my Jaeger" I walk over to get my Jaeger mister out of the Bay Root cooler, well I'm not looking because I know exactly where it is, I reach in and take it out, pour a few shots, and still not looking I put it back. I walk over and hand my friend a shot, this is where the horror happened: "Dude, whats this red shit?" "What?" "Uh, it looks like blood" "huh, someone must of got a bloody nose or something" (We both get up, and look around for the blood, we find just 2 small rings of blood, and one square one, we are confused as shit, still looking. Then I open the cooler to where the shot glasses and Jaeger is) "OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE!" "What?!" (I fall on my ass, in DEEP shock of what I just saw) "WHAT THE FUCK!?!? IAN GET OUT HERE!!!!!" (My buddy comes running out of the house, only to scream at what he saw before him. At this point 5 of us are outside, 2 are throwing up from the sight before them.) Well inside the cooler..... was a HUMAN arm. I shit you not grass city. There was a human arm inside the cooler. cut off, it looked like it was poorly removed, with like a saw halfway through, then ripped off. The ice in the cooler was all covered with blood, and the Jager was also. We didn't know what to do at all, and still don't know what to do. We took the cooler about 3 hours into New Hampshire and went down a dirt road, walked about 600 yards, and tossed it out. This was the most fucked up night of my life, but the funny thing about it all was the comment my good friend said. "Where the fuck do you find a human arm?" This made me laugh so much, despite the fucking nasty shit I saw that morning. (/QUOTE) Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 Eastlake Community Church | 3301 Monte Villa Pkwy | Ste. 200 | Bothell | WA | 98021 9AM 11:30AM, Starting Feb 8: 5PM, 6:30PM Come as you are. As you were As i want you to be As a friend As a friend As an old memory Take your time Hurry up The choice is yours Take a rest As a friend As an old memory Friendly people. Like you. Funny stuff. Funny stuff. Ugh... It's not so funny anymore. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 That depends on your perspective. ok... Actually, This was not meant as a joke per se. However, it will undoubtedly be seen as a joke by many here. Be that as it may, anybody is welcome there. Porn stars, drug addicts, climbers, petty theives, parents who steal their childrens' Halloween candy, atheists, you name it. No hard sell. Nobody knockin on your door. If you are at all curious, drop by for a free cup of coffee, loud music, and a casual attitude. I'll drop by... maybe/not... Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 I am now officially NOOB-LESS. lol Good for you Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 Well,you won't need to hit the nOOb key on your keyboard any more!! Funniest thing I've seen all day! Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 they should have 'journey woman' TRue Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 ...and "huwoman"? idk... They could. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted February 3, 2009 Author Posted February 3, 2009 I guess I had to do this at some point, proves I exist or something. Well now we all know that you exist. Quote
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