DARTH VADER!

[G-spotter]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

[sobo]

...The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine...

Is there really such a thing as the best part of a box of wine???

[selkirk]

Has any body else seen the juice-box sized wine boxes? Have become a new favorite for lots of skiing friends

[billcoe]

What a couple of Wussys that they couldn't use their lightsabres to fight off a drunk guy with a crutch.

 

The one guy got a headache from being hit. Gezzzeessss.

[hafilax]

A 'bin bag' is a pretty crappy Darth Vader costume.

 

I had to look up 'affray':

A person is guilty of Affray if a person uses or threatens unlawful violence towards another and the person's conduct is such as would cause a person of reasonable firmness present at the scene to fear for his personal safety.

 

I am of reasonable firmness that British legal language is batty.

[rob]

Defending, Frances Jones said alcohol was "ruining his life" and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.

 

There's a hidden story here.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

 

I thought this was going to be another thread about Dick C. and the Bush admin.

[ivan]

I thought this was going to be another thread about Dick C. and the Bush admin.

funny, i assumed it was going to be about this pix my bro-in-law had recently sent me:

if only cheney would dress like this, i could like him more

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I thought this was going to be another thread about Dick C. and the Bush admin.

funny, i assumed it was going to be about this pix my bro-in-law had recently sent me:

if only cheney would dress like this, i could like him more

 

I'll bet you would. sickie