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Moses!

Found: My Testicles

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Moses! wasn't sure whether to put this here or in lost and found. It seemed more appropraite as a Fitness Issue.

 

 

Found: one giant pair of balls today while battling slugs in the garden.

 

Moses!:1

Slugs:0

Sac: So Silky.

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i reclaimed my ovaries recently. you don't see me bragging about it. sheesh!

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i get around to these things in my own good time. thanks for thinkin of me

 

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i get around to these things in my own good time. thanks for thinkin of me

 

oh - I just saw you'd posted under "Found: My Testicles" and was curious if you'd acquired a pair, reposessed your husbands, or just garnered some in a meeting as a trophy of war for the desktop.

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oh i definitely have a some war trophies. *ahhh...good memories* i returned my husband's too him since i don't want them anymore.

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I see, so gardening helped you get your balls back?

 

Correct. Moses! doesn't like slugs.

 

Moses! found out that slugs don't like salt.

 

Moses! is now the master of his fear and has regained vital self-esteem.

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Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA.

 

hey after you get 'em back and climb something hard can i borrow yours? i've got some scary shit i wanna climb

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Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA.

 

if you do ever find them again

consider having them bronzed

nothing gets you up a hard lead like a pair of brass balls

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Most of my married friends have their balls in a mason jar over the fireplace and have to use a library card issued by wifey to go out for the weekend.

 

Can I get a witness?

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Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA.

 

if you do ever find them again

consider having them bronzed

nothing gets you up a hard lead like a pair of brass balls

 

dru, your poem doesn't rhyme.

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My balls are "Hubris" and "Fatuous".

 

i heard your balls were shrivelled and tiny

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My balls are "Hubris" and "Fatuous".

 

Sounds like your balls have Legionnaires Disease. Ave, Caesar!

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