Moses! Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Moses! wasn't sure whether to put this here or in lost and found. It seemed more appropraite as a Fitness Issue. Found: one giant pair of balls today while battling slugs in the garden. Moses!:1 Slugs:0 Sac: So Silky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Well I'm glad someone finally spit them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 i reclaimed my ovaries recently. you don't see me bragging about it. sheesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Heh, I was wondering what minx was going to post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 i get around to these things in my own good time. thanks for thinkin of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I see, so gardening helped you get your balls back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godskid5 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I see, so gardening helped you get your balls back? hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 i get around to these things in my own good time. thanks for thinkin of me oh - I just saw you'd posted under "Found: My Testicles" and was curious if you'd acquired a pair, reposessed your husbands, or just garnered some in a meeting as a trophy of war for the desktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 oh i definitely have a some war trophies. *ahhh...good memories* i returned my husband's too him since i don't want them anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moses! Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 I see, so gardening helped you get your balls back? Correct. Moses! doesn't like slugs. Moses! found out that slugs don't like salt. Moses! is now the master of his fear and has regained vital self-esteem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Just a quick tip: Don't hook those testicles and ovaries up! Place 'em in the engine but leave them disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA. Try talking to http://www.wa-democrats.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA. hey after you get 'em back and climb something hard can i borrow yours? i've got some scary shit i wanna climb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA. if you do ever find them again consider having them bronzed nothing gets you up a hard lead like a pair of brass balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Most of my married friends have their balls in a mason jar over the fireplace and have to use a library card issued by wifey to go out for the weekend. Can I get a witness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Could someone find my testicles so I can get out and climb something hard? TIA. if you do ever find them again consider having them bronzed nothing gets you up a hard lead like a pair of brass balls dru, your poem doesn't rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 My balls are "Hubris" and "Fatuous". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 My balls are "Hubris" and "Fatuous". i heard your balls were shrivelled and tiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 My balls are "Hubris" and "Fatuous". Sounds like your balls have Legionnaires Disease. Ave, Caesar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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