Revenge wedding

[kevbone]

MasterCard Wedding

 

 

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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent

wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even

Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

 

 

 

 

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

 

 

He especiall y wanted to tha nk the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

 

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

 

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

 

 

 

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

 

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail

them. for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

 

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

 

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

 

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out

about the affair, thisguy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

 

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception,

and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

 

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'

commercial out of this?

 

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

 

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

 

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

 

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

 

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

 

 

 

 

A Mastercard Wedding

 

 

 

 

 

'Life isn't like a bowl

of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you

do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

 

 

 

 

 

 

[G-spotter]

Urban legend.

[olyclimber]

snopes. you gotta wonder about a mind that would concoct such a story.

[G-spotter]

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

[olyclimber]

[Dechristo]

No, it's a true story. kevbone can vouch for its veracity.

 

He was the bride.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

 

OH YEAH, WELL I JUST READ ON MY AOL ACCOUNT ABOUT A GUY WHO HAD HIS KIDNEY STOLEN AFTER A ONE-NIGHT STAND!!! CAN U B-LEAVE IT????

[Hugh Conway]

you gotta wonder about a mind that would concoct such a story

 

not really

[olyclimber]

you gotta wonder about a mind that would concoct such a story

 

not really

 

so it was you. i had it down to you and one other person, but the other person is in lockdown solitary.

[Hugh Conway]

so it was you. i had it down to you and one other person, but the other person is in lockdown solitary.

 

and Jodie Foster is talking to him to figure out how to catch me?

 

[rob]

Bill Gates will give you $.01 every time you forward this story. I swear I'm not making this up.

[Fairweather]

OH YEAH, WELL I JUST READ ON MY AOL ACCOUNT ABOUT A GUY WHO HAD HIS KIDNEY STOLEN AFTER A ONE-NIGHT STAND!!! CAN U B-LEAVE IT????

 

THAT'S RIGHT! AND HE WOKE UP IN A BATHTUB FULL OF ICE, A GAPING WOUND IN HIS LEFT SIDE.

[Hugh Conway]

He deserves it - he was the guy who bought the brand new corvette for $1,000 because it'd hit a skunk. And you know you just can't get the smell out of fiberglass.