kevbone Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 MasterCard Wedding ; You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especiall y wanted to tha nk the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, thisguy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD A Mastercard Wedding 'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Urban legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 snopes. you gotta wonder about a mind that would concoct such a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 No, it's a true story. kevbone can vouch for its veracity. He was the bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 OH YEAH, WELL I JUST READ ON MY AOL ACCOUNT ABOUT A GUY WHO HAD HIS KIDNEY STOLEN AFTER A ONE-NIGHT STAND!!! CAN U B-LEAVE IT???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 you gotta wonder about a mind that would concoct such a story not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 you gotta wonder about a mind that would concoct such a story not really so it was you. i had it down to you and one other person, but the other person is in lockdown solitary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 so it was you. i had it down to you and one other person, but the other person is in lockdown solitary. and Jodie Foster is talking to him to figure out how to catch me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Bill Gates will give you $.01 every time you forward this story. I swear I'm not making this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 OH YEAH, WELL I JUST READ ON MY AOL ACCOUNT ABOUT A GUY WHO HAD HIS KIDNEY STOLEN AFTER A ONE-NIGHT STAND!!! CAN U B-LEAVE IT???? THAT'S RIGHT! AND HE WOKE UP IN A BATHTUB FULL OF ICE, A GAPING WOUND IN HIS LEFT SIDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 He deserves it - he was the guy who bought the brand new corvette for $1,000 because it'd hit a skunk. And you know you just can't get the smell out of fiberglass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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