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Jokes......

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What is the definition of “relative humidity”?

 

The sweat dripping down your balls as you are screwing your cousin!

 

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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me"

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Q:Why do Canadians do it doggy style?

 

A: So they can both watch the hockey game.

 

 

damn. i thought i invented that joke. anyhow, i give it more flavor by adding an "eh?" at the end of the answer...

 

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Ivan--remember that joke I was telling you while climbing at Smith and the woman next to us yelled out the punch line?

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Q - What did the Deadheads say when they ran out of pot?

 

 

A - Damn, this music sucks.

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Q:What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?

 

A: Acne doesn't come on your face til your 14.

 

 

 

Q:Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

 

A: Because there's 20 of them!

 

 

 

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How do you tell when its lunch time at Michael Jackson’s ranch?

 

When the little hand touches the big hand!

 

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How do you tell when its lunch time at Michael Jackson’s ranch?

 

When the little hand touches the big hand!

 

that should be, "bedtime" Kev.

 

 

 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

 

 

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

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and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

 

 

Was it found out if he actually had intercourse or just touchy feely?

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does it matter?

Exactly! Either one is sick. One's just sicker than the other.

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Guy gets a new car. It has this realy cool voice activated radio (like that one in the new Fords). He's driving down the road and he says "Heavy Metal" and Metallica starts playing. "Wow, this is cool" he thinks. After Metallica is over he says "Alt Country and Keith Urban starts playing. He's getting really enthused now. He says "British Invasion"; the Dave Clark 5 comes on. He starts playing with the controls and takes his eyes off of the road for a couple of seconds. He looks up and there's a couple of kids chasing a ball on the street right in front of him. He slams on the brakes and yells "Fucking Kids!!!!". A Michael Jackson song starts playing on the radio.

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Oh it matters......

No, it doesn't. See ^^

 

 

It matters on judgment day for him and him alone. Either way he will go to hell…..

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Oh it matters......

No, it doesn't. See ^^

 

 

It matters on judgment day for him and him alone. Either way he will go to hell…..

 

There is no hell; there is only France.

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Oh it matters......

No, it doesn't. See ^^

 

 

It matters on judgment day for him and him alone. Either way he will go to hell…..

 

There is no hell; there is only France.

We come from France.

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Q:Why do Canadians do it doggy style?

 

A: So they can both watch the hockey game.

 

 

 

I heard that one as;

 

Why do tweakers do it doggy style?

So they can look out the window at the same time.

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And of course, Why do rednecks do it doggy style? So they can both watch NASCAR on TV.

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