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How do you tell when its lunch time at Michael Jackson’s ranch?

 

When the little hand touches the big hand!

 

that should be, "bedtime" Kev.

 

 

 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

 

 

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

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Guy gets a new car. It has this realy cool voice activated radio (like that one in the new Fords). He's driving down the road and he says "Heavy Metal" and Metallica starts playing. "Wow, this is cool" he thinks. After Metallica is over he says "Alt Country and Keith Urban starts playing. He's getting really enthused now. He says "British Invasion"; the Dave Clark 5 comes on. He starts playing with the controls and takes his eyes off of the road for a couple of seconds. He looks up and there's a couple of kids chasing a ball on the street right in front of him. He slams on the brakes and yells "Fucking Kids!!!!". A Michael Jackson song starts playing on the radio.

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