StevenSeagal Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blowjob with handles. Quote
kevbone Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 What do you call a person who has been up for 14 days? A twoweeker! Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Oh it matters...... No, it doesn't. See ^^ It matters on judgment day for him and him alone. Either way he will go to hell….. There is no hell; there is only France. Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blowjob with handles. What are pigtails called? Love handles. Quote
cheamclimber Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 how do you circumsize a hillbilly? kick his sister in the jaw! Quote
ivan Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Ivan--remember that joke I was telling you while climbing at Smith and the woman next to us yelled out the punch line? you tell so many it's hard to remember - not the one about the child molestor and the boy in the alley was it? Quote
rbw1966 Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 "Can I try to put it in your mouth one more time? Promise I won't miss a third time" Was I close, Rob? Quote
Hendershot Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she already been told twice. Quote
Hendershot Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) Deleted image- Too hot for CC.com Edited March 27, 2008 by Hendershot Quote
rbw1966 Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 "Can I try to put it in your mouth one more time? Promise I won't miss a third time" Was I close, Rob? Hmmmm. . if you have this much trouble finding her mouth you got issues. Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Oh man, I don't find that the least bit funny... Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 "Can I try to put it in your mouth one more time? Promise I won't miss a third time" Was I close, Rob? Hmmmm. . if you have this much trouble finding her mouth you got issues. see the Girl Gone Wild thread... pages 10 and 11. Quote
Doug Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Yeah, I think that kinda crosses the line...... Quote
Fairweather Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full. Quote
TREETOAD Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 What do you call a redneck in a suit... the defendant Quote
TREETOAD Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 How do you tell when a woman has had an orgasm? Who cares.. Quote
TREETOAD Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 What do you call a Spanish girl with no legs? Cuntswaylow Quote
Fairweather Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 A woman one legged amputee? Eileen. An Asian one legged amputee? Irene. Quote
ivan Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nice - i learned that joke from you and have passed it on a good few hundred times - my wife would like to thank you too...and my parents entire t-giving guest list from a few years ago... my favorite recent joke learned from the climbing jokes thread: what does sport climbing have in common with getting yer cock sucked by a guy? Quote
cheamclimber Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 (edited) what does sport climbing have in common with getting yer cock sucked by a guy? It feels good then you look down and realize you're gay! Edited March 27, 2008 by cheamclimber Quote
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