kevbone Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 What is the definition of “relative humidity”? The sweat dripping down your balls as you are screwing your cousin! Quote
TREETOAD Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me" Edited March 26, 2008 by TREETOAD Quote
ivan Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Q:Why do Canadians do it doggy style? A: So they can both watch the hockey game. damn. i thought i invented that joke. anyhow, i give it more flavor by adding an "eh?" at the end of the answer... Quote
rbw1966 Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Ivan--remember that joke I was telling you while climbing at Smith and the woman next to us yelled out the punch line? Quote
dt_3pin Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Q - What did the Deadheads say when they ran out of pot? A - Damn, this music sucks. Quote
kevbone Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza! Quote
TREETOAD Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 How do you tell the bride at an Italian wedding? She is the one with the braided armpits!! Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Q:What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? A: Acne doesn't come on your face til your 14. Q:Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there's 20 of them! Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Did you hear about the Michael Jackson sale at the local department store? All little boy's pants 1/2 off. Quote
kevbone Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 How do you tell when its lunch time at Michael Jackson’s ranch? When the little hand touches the big hand! Quote
Doug Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Q what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 How do you tell when its lunch time at Michael Jackson’s ranch? When the little hand touches the big hand! that should be, "bedtime" Kev. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon... and Michael Jackson fucks little boys. Quote
kevbone Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 How many members in the Beatles? 3 and a drummer Quote
kevbone Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 and Michael Jackson fucks little boys. Was it found out if he actually had intercourse or just touchy feely? Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 does it matter? Exactly! Either one is sick. One's just sicker than the other. Quote
Doug Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Guy gets a new car. It has this realy cool voice activated radio (like that one in the new Fords). He's driving down the road and he says "Heavy Metal" and Metallica starts playing. "Wow, this is cool" he thinks. After Metallica is over he says "Alt Country and Keith Urban starts playing. He's getting really enthused now. He says "British Invasion"; the Dave Clark 5 comes on. He starts playing with the controls and takes his eyes off of the road for a couple of seconds. He looks up and there's a couple of kids chasing a ball on the street right in front of him. He slams on the brakes and yells "Fucking Kids!!!!". A Michael Jackson song starts playing on the radio. Quote
kevbone Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 Oh it matters...... No, it doesn't. See ^^ It matters on judgment day for him and him alone. Either way he will go to hell….. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Oh it matters...... No, it doesn't. See ^^ It matters on judgment day for him and him alone. Either way he will go to hell….. There is no hell; there is only France. Quote
archenemy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Oh it matters...... No, it doesn't. See ^^ It matters on judgment day for him and him alone. Either way he will go to hell….. There is no hell; there is only France. We come from France. Quote
Hendershot Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Q:Why do Canadians do it doggy style? A: So they can both watch the hockey game. I heard that one as; Why do tweakers do it doggy style? So they can look out the window at the same time. Quote
Doug Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 And of course, Why do rednecks do it doggy style? So they can both watch NASCAR on TV. Quote
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