The New Crack

[ClimbingPanther]

Remember the good ol' days, when you used to have to actually bring crack to school to get in trouble for dealing in contraband with your classmates? Not anymore!

Ah, how times change.

[archenemy]

That is really sad and stupid.

[minx]

i got busted in jr. hs for giving someone aspirin.

[archenemy]

dealer

 

You were always into chemistry, weren't you?

[ClimbingPanther]

i got busted in jr. hs for giving someone aspirin.

and I thought it was just the hormones!

[archenemy]

what?

[minx]

dealer

 

You were always into chemistry, weren't you?

 

weren't all the cool kids?

 

i've said before: nothing says hawt like a lab coat and safety glasses

Edited March 12, 2008 by minx

[knotzen]

I thought Obama was the new crack.

 

Barak Obama fixed your car

[Bug]

Anytime you see multi-colored dots in the sky you should not be in school.

[Dannible]

I'm glad they're finally cracking down on this, the evil of evils that children have to face every day. Busting people for possesion however, is not going to solve the problem. They need to find the dealers and LOCK THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS UP FOR GOOD.

 

When I was in middle school a kid got in less trouble for selling exlax and telling people it was speed.

[archenemy]

Did it speed things up for them?

 

I call that kid an entreprenuer. I just don't know how to spell it.

[Bug]

You must be a republican.

[kevino]

Shit, I didn't know there was such a hot market for skittles. I think when I go home for spring break, I'll make a stop by costco, buy a huge thing of skittles and put about 20 in each plastic baggy and go for a stroll around the local jr highs.

[minx]

I'm glad they're finally cracking down on this, the evil of evils that children have to face every day. Busting people for possesion however, is not going to solve the problem. They need to find the dealers and LOCK THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS UP FOR GOOD.

 

When I was in middle school a kid got in less trouble for selling exlax and telling people it was speed.

 

hey i did hard time in detention for that aspirin incident. good thing too. if i hadn't learned about the dangers of aspirin at a young age, i might never have switched back to ibuprofen.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I'm glad they're finally cracking down on this, the evil of evils that children have to face every day. Busting people for possesion however, is not going to solve the problem. They need to find the dealers and LOCK THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS UP FOR GOOD.

 

When I was in middle school a kid got in less trouble for selling exlax and telling people it was speed.

 

hey i did hard time in detention for that aspirin incident. good thing too. if i hadn't learned about the dangers of aspirin at a young age, i might never have switched back to ibuprofen.

 

Well there is Reye's syndrome. If you had administered Tylenol instead, you probably would not have gotten in trouble.

[minx]

yeah they never said anything about the codeine. just the aspirin. reye's syndrome. that explains it.

[lI1|1!]

if they were selling green m&m's that could maybe be a problem.

[G-spotter]

What if he sold some peanut M&Ms or Reece's Pieces to a kid with a peanut allergy

[hafilax]

I thought this was going to be about Leroy Jemkins.

[sk]

Remember the good ol' days, when you used to have to actually bring crack to school to get in trouble for dealing in contraband with your classmates? Not anymore!

Ah, how times change.

 

this is the kind of thing that makes me think we have gone plum out of our minds. there is no road back from crazy...

[tvashtarkatena]

What's all the fuss about here? As a kid I once saw a nun kill a kid just because he was left handed.

[sobo]

The kid was a Child of Satan. After all, Latin for "left" is "sinistra", from whence we get "sinister". She was justified.