sirwoofalot Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Once in China while setting up for a trade show I was witness to the most amazing sight. About 25 Chinese were fabricating a stand to hold a television that would be running a video tape. As they were lifting up the stand for oh about the 6 or 7 th time, and watching someone stabilizing the TV as it was being lifted, a college leaned over and whispered in my ear, “and hence the word Chinese Fire Drill”. I laughed until I cried. The stand went up, the TV stayed in place this time; they looked over at me laughing hysterically and all started to laugh. Oh, I know Chinese Fire Drill. And you, sir, are no Chinese Fire Drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwoofalot Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Oh, lets just call it a CFD. In about 5 to 7 years most people with their 1.3 second attentions will have forgotten what it means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 that statement is definitely against the rules. Await your reprogramming. did I spray in GearSwap again - or whats the excuse this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I heard you behaved badly in the Pet Patrol forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 It's true. I didn't scoop my poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Ahm a lil' racis' pig, butt wut ah can' figgah out iz if ahm s'pose ta be hatin on white folk o colored folk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindawg Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 teehee, this is funny stuff. my girlfriend criticized me for the chinese fire drill comment when i witnessed one in a traffic jam on 520 and she said it was culturally insensitive. Step A: Get yourself a new girlfriend...pronto! You think she's going to ever stop policing your speech? No. It will only get worse. If it hasn't started already, she'll soon be monitoring your "tone". And this is her BEST behavior which she'll quickly drop about three days after the wedding. Dude! Run for the woods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 ahhh lookie...its don from a younger day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 He's so right though. What self-respecting man would date a girlie who would dare challenge him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwoofalot Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 He's so right though. What self-respecting man would date a girlie who would dare challenge him? Steven Seagal, here is your chance to kick some girlie rear end. Cue Steven Seagal, and action…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 He's so right though. What self-respecting man would date a girlie who would dare challenge him? I was thinking maybe Dawg was being sarcastic? It's usually a good assumption when taking in a Raindawg Photopost© Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yup, I don't take no lip: Here's Kelly making a joke about me: Yeah, that's funny Kelly. Okay everyone...ready? Watch closely now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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