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I picture Mary Kate Olsen drinking his blood like the evil little vampire she is. :(

 

Interesting take. I pictured him blowing rails off her ass. I could think of worse ways to go . . .

 

 

Maybe he just realized now he did a gay cowboy movie?

 

:lmao:

 

RIP, though.

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Interesting take. I pictured him blowing rails off her ass. I could think of worse ways to go . . .

 

dude, there's barely enough room for the straw, there's no way you could do a rail.

mary_kate.jpg

 

what'd be worse? screwing eddie van halen?

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dude, there's barely enough room for the straw, there's no way you could do a rail.

 

Amateur. Blowing rails off a woman's ass does not involve the use of a straw.

 

Dude, if I tried to snort coke off her ass without a straw I'd have to go to the hospital to have her extracted from my septum.

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dude, there's barely enough room for the straw, there's no way you could do a rail.

 

Amateur. Blowing rails off a woman's ass does not involve the use of a straw.

 

 

Yup, theres a man who knows his stuff!

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You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right?

 

I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore.

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I think he was able to make his ass clap.

 

:lmao: That's funny. Reminds me of a quote from Dolph Lundgren years back... something about him being able to "crack a walnut with his butt."

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You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right?

 

I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore.

This is a legitimate question and is currently under review in some states. Rather interesting.

 

I started reading more about this after that guy who requested that he be eaten and killed (in that order--he was served a bit of his own scrotum/testes while still alive) and found the guy who wanted to do that. So they did. So sure, it's murder. But the guys requested it.

 

Same thing with necrophilliacs, except there is no murder involved.

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You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right?

 

I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore.

This is a legitimate question and is currently under review in some states. Rather interesting.

 

I started reading more about this after that guy who requested that he be eaten and killed (in that order--he was served a bit of his own scrotum/testes while still alive) and found the guy who wanted to do that. So they did. So sure, it's murder. But the guys requested it.

 

Same thing with necrophilliacs, except there is no murder involved.

 

Ya, but they might get impatient. Sort of like when the wife takes out life insurance on the husband and then feeds him Amanita phalloides souffle.

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You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right?

 

I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore.

This is a legitimate question and is currently under review in some states. Rather interesting.

 

I started reading more about this after that guy who requested that he be eaten and killed (in that order--he was served a bit of his own scrotum/testes while still alive) and found the guy who wanted to do that. So they did. So sure, it's murder. But the guys requested it.

 

Same thing with necrophilliacs, except there is no murder involved.

 

Heute treff' ich einen Herrn

Der hat mich zum Fressen gern

Weiche Teile und auch harte

stehen auf der Speisekarte

 

Denn du bist was du isst

und ihr wisst was es ist

 

Es ist mein Teil – nein

Mein Teil – nein

Da das ist mein Teil – nein

Mein Teil – nein

 

Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht

Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht

Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen

ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen

 

Ist doch so gut gewürzt

und so schön flambiert

und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert

Dazu ein guter Wein

und zarter Kerzenschein

Ja da lass ich mir Zeit

Etwas Kultur muss sein

 

Denn du bist was du isst

Und ihr wisst was es ist

 

Es ist mein Teil – nein

Mein Teil – nein

Denn das ist mein Teil – nein

Yes it's mein Teil – nein

 

Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren

Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen

Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch

auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch

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