archenemy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 sad loss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I picture Mary Kate Olsen drinking his blood like the evil little vampire she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Maybe he just realized now he did a gay cowboy movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionel_Hutz Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I picture Mary Kate Olsen drinking his blood like the evil little vampire she is. Â Interesting take. I pictured him blowing rails off her ass. I could think of worse ways to go . . . Â Â Maybe he just realized now he did a gay cowboy movie? Â Â RIP, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Interesting take. I pictured him blowing rails off her ass. I could think of worse ways to go . . . Â dude, there's barely enough room for the straw, there's no way you could do a rail. Â what'd be worse? screwing eddie van halen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionel_Hutz Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 dude, there's barely enough room for the straw, there's no way you could do a rail. Â Amateur. Blowing rails off a woman's ass does not involve the use of a straw. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 apparently he does "know how to quit you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 dude, there's barely enough room for the straw, there's no way you could do a rail. Â Amateur. Blowing rails off a woman's ass does not involve the use of a straw. Â Dude, if I tried to snort coke off her ass without a straw I'd have to go to the hospital to have her extracted from my septum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 bob saget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Interesting take. I pictured him blowing rails off her ass. I could think of worse ways to go . . . Ask Lance about that one . ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 dude, there's barely enough room for the straw, there's no way you could do a rail. Â Amateur. Blowing rails off a woman's ass does not involve the use of a straw. Â Â Yup, theres a man who knows his stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 too bad, one of the better actors out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 bob saget dirtiest man w/ the family-friendly reputation ever? Â "i hate snaff-porn before lunch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheamclimber Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 YES!!!! No more gay cowboy #2... lets give gyllenhall some tainted meth now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 YES!!!! No more gay cowboy #2... lets give gyllenhall some tainted meth now! Â but then maggie would be sad And the world needs more dirty secretary's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right? Â I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheamclimber Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 My sister just found out I made fun of him and doesnt really want to talk to me right now... touchy girls eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 he's like the river phoenix of the 2000's. ooooops, i took to many drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I think he was able to make his ass clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I think he was able to make his ass clap. Â That's funny. Reminds me of a quote from Dolph Lundgren years back... something about him being able to "crack a walnut with his butt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right? I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore. This is a legitimate question and is currently under review in some states. Rather interesting.  I started reading more about this after that guy who requested that he be eaten and killed (in that order--he was served a bit of his own scrotum/testes while still alive) and found the guy who wanted to do that. So they did. So sure, it's murder. But the guys requested it.  Same thing with necrophilliacs, except there is no murder involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionel_Hutz Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 but then maggie would be sad And the world needs more dirty secretary's  I think we can agree that's a blow-worthy ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right? I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore. This is a legitimate question and is currently under review in some states. Rather interesting.  I started reading more about this after that guy who requested that he be eaten and killed (in that order--he was served a bit of his own scrotum/testes while still alive) and found the guy who wanted to do that. So they did. So sure, it's murder. But the guys requested it.  Same thing with necrophilliacs, except there is no murder involved.  Ya, but they might get impatient. Sort of like when the wife takes out life insurance on the husband and then feeds him Amanita phalloides souffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You know how people donate their body "to science" when they die, or for organ donation. Right? I wonder if it's possible to donate your body to a necrophile, so it will get some use even if you arent around to enjoy it anymore. This is a legitimate question and is currently under review in some states. Rather interesting.  I started reading more about this after that guy who requested that he be eaten and killed (in that order--he was served a bit of his own scrotum/testes while still alive) and found the guy who wanted to do that. So they did. So sure, it's murder. But the guys requested it.  Same thing with necrophilliacs, except there is no murder involved.  Heute treff' ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte stehen auf der Speisekarte  Denn du bist was du isst und ihr wisst was es ist  Es ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Da das ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein  Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen  Ist doch so gut gewürzt und so schön flambiert und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter Kerzenschein Ja da lass ich mir Zeit Etwas Kultur muss sein  Denn du bist was du isst Und ihr wisst was es ist  Es ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Denn das ist mein Teil – nein Yes it's mein Teil – nein  Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Hey, 5K, why'd ya go and kill a good thread drift with the High German? Ach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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