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If you even try to make minor adjustments she would just tell you not to touch her knobs.

 

That's why you've got you're own switch to play with.

 

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::rocken:

 

 

"ON - OFF"

 

 

You kill me Sherri.

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"

The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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How do you know god was a civil engineer?

 

He put the sewage treatment plant next to a prime recreational area.

At least she put some balls in the way as a little barrier between the two.

 

taint right, that just taint right

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