i_like_sun Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 A friend just emailed me this, and I nearly died laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Finally all is clear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 (edited) Edited January 19, 2008 by rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 ] Looks like somebody broke that purple knob in the middle. Just can't have nice things.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 By the time a woman really understands what you want from her, she leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 wHAT ABOUT WOMEN ENGINEERS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 looks like someone left the woman turned on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I'm not sure that's an accurate switchboard. Should the man have an off switch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff W Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 If you even try to make minor adjustments she would just tell you not to touch her knobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 If you even try to make minor adjustments she would just tell you not to touch her knobs. That's why you've got you're own switch to play with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I've seen more success on units with switches applied on their backsides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 If you even try to make minor adjustments she would just tell you not to touch her knobs. That's why you've got you're own switch to play with. "ON - OFF" You kill me Sherri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I know. Thanks for putting up a fun thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?" The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 How do you know good was a civil engineer? He put the sewage treatment plant next to a prime recreational area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Mechanical engr's build weapons. Civil E's build targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 How do you know good was a civil engineer? He put the sewage treatment plant next to a prime recreational area. At least she put some balls in the way as a little barrier between the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 How do you know god was a civil engineer? He put the sewage treatment plant next to a prime recreational area. At least she put some balls in the way as a little barrier between the two. taint right, that just taint right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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