foraker Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Look! A chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 please don't tell me their subs carry an arsenal of trident-analog nukes (with the missile technology provided by Bubba) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Look! A chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Look! A chicken! quick, chop its head off, toss some boiling water on it, pluck it and cook up some soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Just for that, I'm gonna start crowing at 3 AM tomorrow morning. Instead of 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 China was certainly sending them a message. The Tiger awakens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 To be fair, the news source is a tabloid. It's pretty unlikely, given a carrier battle group's capability for tracking subs, that the story happened as reported. It's also suspect that no other paper, other than this tabloid, reported it. Perhaps Batboy was at the sub's helm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 An oops of a different kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 United Press is reporting the same story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Sorry dude. Same story. They just quoted the Daily Mail (the British Tabloid). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Sounds like CBS is also standing behind this. A Chinese submarine came close to the USS Kitty Hawk carrier group in the Pacific Ocean last month, a top U.S. naval commander confirmed Tuesday, adding the encounter could have triggered an "unforeseen" incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I bet those electric engines are extremely hard to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 OK, that's starting to sound like a real story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Once the sub had surfaced, it was recalled due to high levels of lead and date rape drugs in the paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 It must have happened, because the crew of the Kitty Hawk made port sporting new Rolexes and Rord of da Ring box sets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 this definitely a fake real story.! it happened but not how it is described. im-a-gin-a-ding is involved.... pheeeew! we were running out of enemies there this week. !!! how the hell are we supposed to fear shit if they stop feeding us the concept that we are surrounded.!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 this thread so exactly demonstrate the reality of propaganda in action.!! it should be taught in schools as a model .... one paper, two paper, three news wire, four truth.!!! five: adolf gelly-anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 oh boy, another conspiracy theorist. i'm sure we're surrounded but i'm think the nut jobs are alot closer than most people think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Run sirent, run deep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 i could use a nut job!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Start working your way through your mom's girlfriends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 i dare you attack my mom's sexual prefs.!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 When Jesus Christ was a youngster, did the other kids taunt him by telling him "Dude, your mom's a virgin!"? The Bible is strangely silent on this point, even as it details how Jehovah sent bears to maul and eat children who taunted another of His prophets for being bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 .his older brothers would have kicked their.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Nobody fucks wit da Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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