selkirk Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Is this a worthwhile technique for find a reason to go home early on a friday? Quote
noliquidity Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) Save it, put it in the seat next to you in the car. Then you can use the HOV lane on the ride home. Edited October 19, 2007 by noliquidity Quote
olyclimber Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Cook it with at least two cubes of butter. Quote
lizard_brain Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 I just need to figure out how to get this alarm ankle bracelet off. Quote
noliquidity Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 THATS SICK! You would COOK a human arm in butter. Why not just roast it. Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 ...on an open fire? hey selkirk, save your arm and chew off your boss' arm. you will be free of your predicament permanently, and you'll never have to work again. 3 squares, a roof over your head, and even medical insurance. brought to you by your local psych ward. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Why settle for local headlines when you can go international? Chew his balls off. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) Hadaball Lector Edited October 19, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 will you get out of your fragrant embrace already? Quote
lizard_brain Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 My boss is on vacation so I just up and left early today. Quote
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