olyclimber Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 HELLO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 High score wins?  It should be  Time to summit / BMI = Score  Low score wins  Notice that the fat kid figgered this out...  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 If you recently had liposuction, can you carry the sucked out fat in a sack and still participate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 If you recently had liposuction, can you carry the sucked out fat in a sack and still participate? Â What if I've already made soap out of it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I've got it! BMI x TIME TO SUMMIT = SCORE  :fahq:  (time to summit) / BMI would make more sense... you get credit for being fat...  Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower...  120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8  120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6  Sorry.   That's the point. It's called a handicap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower... 120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8  120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6  Sorry.   You really are a lizard brain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower... 120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8  120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6  Sorry.   You really are a lizard brain...  What's your point?   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? Â adjustments for # of children for instance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 So how fat do you have to be to enter this race? Do you have to actually bring food with you (like a week's supply in a backpack) in order to compete? If you have man-boobs, do you have to take the alternate Male-box route? We need some rules here. Â Who's in? Â Should we rename for the sake of the t-shirts? I doubt my wife would let me wear it as is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  Adjustments for sport climbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need.  I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Loosers carry the winner down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 LOSERS Â LOSERS Â LOSERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  This ain't the IRS.  You can carry your children up if you wish, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  This ain't the IRS.  You can carry your children up if you wish, however.  If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  This ain't the IRS.  You can carry your children up if you wish, however.  If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.  Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need.  I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win.  No multi-day efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 He's surprisingly capable for being so big. He made it to the top of the Chief (Squamish) in reasonable time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need.  I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win.  He should get out and play more tag.  ...wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  This ain't the IRS.  You can carry your children up if you wish, however.  If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.  Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.  My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 We could spice it up by the consumption of 1 oz of XXX milkshake per 10 lbs body weight immediately before the start. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  This ain't the IRS.  You can carry your children up if you wish, however.  If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.  Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.  My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner.  With the loser being the model? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance?  This ain't the IRS.  You can carry your children up if you wish, however.  If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.  Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.  My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner.  With the loser being the model?  With the loser being the CANVAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 We could spice it up by the consumption of 1 oz of XXX milkshake per 10 lbs body weight immediately before the start.  Again, people are trying to slow down the fatties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 We could spice it up by the consumption of 1 oz of XXX milkshake per 10 lbs body weight immediately before the start.  Again, people are trying to slow down the fatties.  I prefer meth anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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