lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 fenderfour said: High score wins? It should be Time to summit / BMI = Score Low score wins Notice that the fat kid figgered this out... Quote
olyclimber Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 If you recently had liposuction, can you carry the sucked out fat in a sack and still participate? Quote
rob Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 porter said: If you recently had liposuction, can you carry the sucked out fat in a sack and still participate? What if I've already made soap out of it??? Quote
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 lizard_brain said: KaskadskyjKozak said: lizard_brain said: I've got it! BMI x TIME TO SUMMIT = SCORE :fahq: (time to summit) / BMI would make more sense... you get credit for being fat... Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower... 120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8 120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6 Sorry. That's the point. It's called a handicap. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 lizard_brain said: Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower... 120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8 120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6 Sorry. You really are a lizard brain... Quote
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 KaskadskyjKozak said: lizard_brain said: Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower... 120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8 120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6 Sorry. You really are a lizard brain... What's your point? Quote
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? Quote
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 archenemy said: So how fat do you have to be to enter this race? Do you have to actually bring food with you (like a week's supply in a backpack) in order to compete? If you have man-boobs, do you have to take the alternate Male-box route? We need some rules here. Who's in? Should we rename for the sake of the t-shirts? I doubt my wife would let me wear it as is. Quote
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? Adjustments for sport climbers? Quote
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need. I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. Quote
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 tvashtarkatena said: ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 fenderfour said: tvashtarkatena said: ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 fenderfour said: ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need. I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win. No multi-day efforts. Quote
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 He's surprisingly capable for being so big. He made it to the top of the Chief (Squamish) in reasonable time. Quote
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 fenderfour said: ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need. I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win. He should get out and play more tag. ...wait... Quote
rob Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 tvashtarkatena said: fenderfour said: tvashtarkatena said: ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie. My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner. Quote
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 We could spice it up by the consumption of 1 oz of XXX milkshake per 10 lbs body weight immediately before the start. Quote
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 robmcdan said: tvashtarkatena said: fenderfour said: tvashtarkatena said: ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie. My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner. With the loser being the model? Quote
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ericb said: robmcdan said: tvashtarkatena said: fenderfour said: tvashtarkatena said: ericb said: What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie. My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner. With the loser being the model? With the loser being the CANVAS. Quote
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 ericb said: We could spice it up by the consumption of 1 oz of XXX milkshake per 10 lbs body weight immediately before the start. Again, people are trying to slow down the fatties. Quote
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Posted August 31, 2007 fenderfour said: ericb said: We could spice it up by the consumption of 1 oz of XXX milkshake per 10 lbs body weight immediately before the start. Again, people are trying to slow down the fatties. I prefer meth anyway. Quote
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