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Posted
  porter said:
If you recently had liposuction, can you carry the sucked out fat in a sack and still participate?

 

What if I've already made soap out of it??? :(

Posted
  lizard_brain said:
  KaskadskyjKozak said:
  lizard_brain said:
I've got it!

 

BMI x TIME TO SUMMIT = SCORE

 

:fahq: :fahq: :fahq:

 

(time to summit) / BMI would make more sense... you get credit for being fat...

 

Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower...

 

120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8

 

120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6

 

Sorry.

 

:tdown:

 

That's the point. It's called a handicap.

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  KaskadskyjKozak said:
  lizard_brain said:
Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower...

 

120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8

 

120 min. / 30 BMI = 3.6

 

Sorry.

 

:tdown:

 

You really are a lizard brain...

 

What's your point?

 

 

Posted
  archenemy said:
So how fat do you have to be to enter this race? Do you have to actually bring food with you (like a week's supply in a backpack) in order to compete? If you have man-boobs, do you have to take the alternate Male-box route?

We need some rules here.

 

Who's in?

 

Should we rename for the sake of the t-shirts? I doubt my wife would let me wear it as is.

Posted
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need.

 

I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win.

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  tvashtarkatena said:
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

This ain't the IRS.

 

You can carry your children up if you wish, however.

 

If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.

Posted
  fenderfour said:
  tvashtarkatena said:
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

This ain't the IRS.

 

You can carry your children up if you wish, however.

 

If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.

 

Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.

Posted
  fenderfour said:
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need.

 

I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win.

 

No multi-day efforts.

Posted
  fenderfour said:
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

No. I think BMI is all the handicap anyone could need.

 

I have a friend who clocks in at BMI 47+. He could make it and win.

 

He should get out and play more tag.

 

...wait...

Posted
  tvashtarkatena said:
  fenderfour said:
  tvashtarkatena said:
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

This ain't the IRS.

 

You can carry your children up if you wish, however.

 

If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.

 

Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.

 

My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner.

Posted
  robmcdan said:
  tvashtarkatena said:
  fenderfour said:
  tvashtarkatena said:
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

This ain't the IRS.

 

You can carry your children up if you wish, however.

 

If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.

 

Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.

 

My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner.

 

With the loser being the model?

Posted
  ericb said:
  robmcdan said:
  tvashtarkatena said:
  fenderfour said:
  tvashtarkatena said:
  ericb said:
What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

This ain't the IRS.

 

You can carry your children up if you wish, however.

 

If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.

 

Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.

 

My daughter has offered to draw a picture of a butt for the winner.

 

With the loser being the model?

 

With the loser being the CANVAS.

Posted
  fenderfour said:
  ericb said:
We could spice it up by the consumption of 1 oz of XXX milkshake per 10 lbs body weight immediately before the start.

 

 

Again, people are trying to slow down the fatties.

 

I prefer meth anyway.

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