archenemy Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 So how fat do you have to be to enter this race? Do you have to actually bring food with you (like a week's supply in a backpack) in order to compete? If you have man-boobs, do you have to take the alternate Male-box route? We need some rules here. Who's in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 is there a race up femalebox peak for the skinny guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 According to BMI tables, I'm overweight.....does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I am not fat, but I am slow and whine alot. Can I join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Go up Granite Mountain - it's a nicer hike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Go up Granite Mountain - it's a nicer hike. A CC annual tradition is born. Granite mountain trail sucks for running...too rocky. MB is mostly turf with good traction on which to kick EricB's sorry, weezing, dragging ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Looser gets eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Go up Granite Mountain - it's a nicer hike. A CC annual tradition is born. Granite mountain trail sucks for running...too rocky. MB is mostly turf with good traction on which to kick EricB's sorry, weezing, dragging ass. Before you get too cocky....I am only marginally overweight according to the BMI tables - and some weeks I might actually squeak under depending on whether I weigh myself before or after ~ 9AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 (edited) Go up Granite Mountain - it's a nicer hike. A CC annual tradition is born. Granite mountain trail sucks for running...too rocky. MB is mostly turf with good traction on which to kick EricB's sorry, weezing, dragging ass. Before you get too cocky....I am only marginally overweight according to the BMI tables - and some weeks I might actually squeak under depending on whether I weigh myself before or after ~ 9AM. It doesn't matter whether you weigh in at 900 lbs or 90. All that matters is how fast you can drag your carcass up Mailbox Peak, car to summit. Let's hear your best time. Since you're posting pics of fat fucks, you might also want to let us know what your record is for total elevation gain/miles in 24 hours, your time for RAMROD, your best marathon time, your best finishing place for the Eco Challenge and Primal Quest adventure races, and other stats that might support your implied assertion that certain fat fucks can't absolutely kick your ass in any endurance sport. Tag, you're it. Edited August 31, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 A CC annual tradition is born. Granite mountain trail sucks for running...too rocky. pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 A CC annual tradition is born. Granite mountain trail sucks for running...too rocky. pussy Somebody's off ignore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Looser gets eaten. after being used as a sex slave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Go up Granite Mountain - it's a nicer hike. and the blueberries are ripe right now. was nice last weekend. saw a marten/minix/weasel of some king chasing a pika in the boulderfield which was cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Go up Granite Mountain - it's a nicer hike. A CC annual tradition is born. Granite mountain trail sucks for running...too rocky. MB is mostly turf with good traction on which to kick EricB's sorry, weezing, dragging ass. Before you get too cocky....I am only marginally overweight according to the BMI tables - and some weeks I might actually squeak under depending on whether I weigh myself before or after ~ 9AM. It doesn't matter whether you weigh in at 900 lbs or 90. All that matters is how fast you can drag your carcass up Mailbox Peak, car to summit. Let's hear your best time. Since you're posting pics of fat fucks, you might also want to let us know what your record is for total elevation gain/miles in 24 hours, your time for RAMROD, your best marathon time, your best finishing place for the Eco Challenge and Primal Quest adventure races, and other stats that might support your implied assertion that certain fat fucks can't absolutely kick your ass in any endurance sport. Tag, you're it. Where in the world did you get the idea that I was an endurance athlete? You committed the cardinal sin of providing me with an identifiable TR pic.....surely you wouldn't expect any less from me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 So how fat do you have to be to enter this race? Do you have to actually bring food with you (like a week's supply in a backpack) in order to compete? If you have man-boobs, do you have to take the alternate Male-box route? We need some rules here. Who's in? Pre-race Cheeseburger at Triple-X for added difficulty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 So how fat do you have to be to enter this race? Do you have to actually bring food with you (like a week's supply in a backpack) in order to compete? If you have man-boobs, do you have to take the alternate Male-box route? We need some rules here. Who's in? Pre-race Cheeseburger at Triple-X for added difficulty Cheeseburger....let's up the ante and go for the El Camino [Tray of philly fat goodness] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Looser gets eaten. after while being used as a sex slave I fixed it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Go up Granite Mountain - it's a nicer hike. A CC annual tradition is born. Granite mountain trail sucks for running...too rocky. MB is mostly turf with good traction on which to kick EricB's sorry, weezing, dragging ass. Before you get too cocky....I am only marginally overweight according to the BMI tables - and some weeks I might actually squeak under depending on whether I weigh myself before or after ~ 9AM. It doesn't matter whether you weigh in at 900 lbs or 90. All that matters is how fast you can drag your carcass up Mailbox Peak, car to summit. Let's hear your best time. Since you're posting pics of fat fucks, you might also want to let us know what your record is for total elevation gain/miles in 24 hours, your time for RAMROD, your best marathon time, your best finishing place for the Eco Challenge and Primal Quest adventure races, and other stats that might support your implied assertion that certain fat fucks can't absolutely kick your ass in any endurance sport. Tag, you're it. Where in the world did you get the idea that I was an endurance athlete? You committed the cardinal sin of providing me with an identifiable TR pic.....surely you wouldn't expect any less from me? I'll take that as an apology. Now, do you want to be eaten feet first while giving Craigjobs, or head first while bending over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 We'll need to multiply times BMI or some such thing to level the playing field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Ok I just checked out a BMI table and before the weight Loss contest started I was in the Obese category Now I am in the upper range of Overweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 All that matters is how fast you can drag your carcass up Mailbox Peak I can drive to Mailbox Peak really fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I've got it! BMI x TIME TO SUMMIT = SCORE :fahq: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I've got it! BMI x TIME TO SUMMIT = SCORE :fahq: (time to summit) / BMI would make more sense... you get credit for being fat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 High score wins? It should be Time to summit / BMI = Score Low score wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I've got it! BMI x TIME TO SUMMIT = SCORE :fahq: (time to summit) / BMI would make more sense... you get credit for being fat... Wait - that doesn't work, because if you have a higher BMI, your score would be lower... 120 min. / 25 BMI = 4.8 120 min. / 30 BMI = 4 Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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