Best Birthday present ever?

[Dechristo]

a Mr. Machine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mechanized

[kevbone]

Blowjob

 

 

fleshlight. Or not.

 

 

What is "fleshlight"?

[ZimZam]

The bad part of the day is that I have to suit up and go on an interview and act all serious, and professional yet enthusiastic without seeming desperate

 

Good luck with that. It'll be like frosting on the cake.

[i_like_sun]

Blowjob

 

 

fleshlight. Or not.

 

 

What is "fleshlight"?

 

OK, just Google it. A freind of mine recently mailed one to me, and dude, it freaked me out so much I mailed it straight back. But maybe you are a different kind of guy than I am!

 

Tell me what you think AFTER you google it.

[Dechristo]

Another review called the Fleshlight the "king of boy toys," but also stated that it took awhile to get used to cleaning it.

[Cobra_Commander]

can't imagine it would go over well in the family dishwasher.

[i_like_sun]

Yeah, probably NOT.

[G-spotter]

can't imagine it would go over well in the family dishwasher.

 

and it probably leaves a mean ring in the tub

[Couloir]

can't imagine it would go over well in the family dishwasher.

 

His mom probably wouldn't think anything of it given that she's been finding and subsequently washing his stiff gym socks for years.

[hefeweizen]

One year it snowed a foot the night before my birthday (I ski on my b-day every year, April 14), coupled with sex and breakfast at the Huckelberry Inn, that was a pretty good birthday

Edited August 24, 2007 by hefeweizen

[ericb]

can't imagine it would go over well in the family dishwasher.

 

His mom probably wouldn't think anything of it given that she's been finding and subsequently washing his stiff gym socks for years.

 

Interesting how you know about the gym socks trick

[archenemy]

Older.

[Cobra_Commander]

One year it snowed a foot the night before my birthday (I ski on my b-day every year, April 14), coupled with sex and breakfast at the Huckelberry Inn, that was a pretty good birthday

 

Is this the Huckleberry at govy? Their breakfasts are killer, both literally and figuratively. I could feel the warmth of calories radiating after a short stack of cakes while running up the reid headwall a few years ago.

[hefeweizen]

Yeah, the state-famous Huckelberry Inn. Best bacon around, although I've heard through the grapevine that the overall quality has declined. I don't live in OR anymore so I can't comment, anyone have direct experience with this assertion?

[sk]

Older.

 

wiser

[i_like_sun]

Older.

 

wiser

 

You two must be.

[sk]

actuly the one of the best presents i have ever gotten was an MP3 player from my best friend. she gave it to my other best friend to fill it with music and the first song on it was

 

'shelly my love' by Rod Stuart

 

ever song after that was one that had signifigance in my life. I have no idea how he rememberd evertime i said i like a song but some how he did. i cried for weeks every time i listend it. i still have the mix.

 

it wasn't the amount of money at all, it was the time they both spent into getting me something i really wanted and then filing it with music i really love.

[lancegranite]

I met Mrs G. on my 30th birthday.

[i_like_sun]

When I was 12 my mom gave me the Jurassic Park "Big T-REX" toy. This thing was so realistic, it had a plastic skeleton with a rubber body that made it feel real to the touch and even move like a real dinosaur. Plus, it roared when you squeezed its belly!

 

I was stoked.

[cj001f]

A monkey shaking snow off a limb onto my head while skinning up for another run of ~50cm of powder