bizarro

[olyclimber]

http://www.komotv.com/news/8922562.html

 

the linkenator

providing the links

[olyclimber]

Michael Bowe, a Thurston County sheriff's deputy, was stopped in March 2004 in Grays Harbor County for a DUI arrest -- one of five such stops while he carried a badge. How his face was bloodied was never determined, but his service weapon was in the car.

[olyclimber]

 

Armless, one-legged driver sentenced to prison

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20113475/

[archenemy]

Michael Bowe, a Thurston County sheriff's deputy, was stopped in March 2004 in Grays Harbor County for a DUI arrest -- one of five such stops while he carried a badge. How his face was bloodied was never determined, but his service weapon was in the car.

Was the pro he was with on the rag?

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Michael Bowe, a Thurston County sheriff's deputy, was stopped in March 2004 in Grays Harbor County for a DUI arrest -- one of five such stops while he carried a badge. How his face was bloodied was never determined, but his service weapon was in the car.

Was the pro he was with on the rag?

 

Nice...he ate a rag bag

[olyclimber]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/13848179/detail.html

[olyclimber]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20173659/

[dt_3pin]

Decapitated Snake Bites Man

[olyclimber]

 

Mom strangles rabid racoon

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/08/10/wilson.raccoon.mxf.affl

[olyclimber]

http://speakingoffaith.publicradio.org/programs/play/audiogallery/soundseen.shtml

[Adam13]

So which one of them was FW??? that is the point of this thread right??

[murraysovereign]

I don't have a link, but there was a piece in the paper the other day about some guy in Quebec or Ontario somewhere who had a seizure and, while he was convulsing on the floor his Pit Bull freaked out and attacked him, clamping onto the side of his face. So his buddy takes a baseball bat to the dog in an effort to dislodge it, but being Canadian he's more adept with a hockey stick than a bat, so he mis-times his swing and wails his buddy on the head opposite the side the dog is latched onto. They eventually dislodge the dog and get him to hospital where he's treated for nasty mauling wounds from the dog, a skull fracture from his buddy with the baseball bat... and surgery to remove the baggies of crack from somewhere in his privates (the article didn't specify exactly where) which had triggered the original seizure. So the guy comes to in the hospital to find part of his face gone, his skull fractured, his dog destroyed, and he's facing charges of posession for the purpose of trafficking.

 

Some guys have all the luck...

[murraysovereign]

Hey, cool. Typing the word " S K U L L " makes a skull appear in your post. Is there no problem technology can't solve?

[olyclimber]

Amazing holes!

 

http://deputy-dog.com/2007/09/09/7-amazing-holes/

[tvashtarkatena]

I don't have a link, but there was a piece in the paper the other day about some guy in Quebec or Ontario somewhere who had a seizure and, while he was convulsing on the floor his Pit Bull freaked out and attacked him, clamping onto the side of his face. So his buddy takes a baseball bat to the dog in an effort to dislodge it, but being Canadian he's more adept with a hockey stick than a bat, so he mis-times his swing and wails his buddy on the head opposite the side the dog is latched onto. They eventually dislodge the dog and get him to hospital where he's treated for nasty mauling wounds from the dog, a skull fracture from his buddy with the baseball bat... and surgery to remove the baggies of crack from somewhere in his privates (the article didn't specify exactly where) which had triggered the original seizure. So the guy comes to in the hospital to find part of his face gone, his skull fractured, his dog destroyed, and he's facing charges of posession for the purpose of trafficking.

 

Some guys have all the luck...

 

"Concerned Canuck, clearing crazed canine, cracks convulsing crackhead's craw."

[tvashtarkatena]

Amazing holes!

 

http://deputy-dog.com/2007/09/09/7-amazing-holes/

 

Chestbeat #2: I've sea kayaked into the Blue Hole.

 

For accuracy's sake, didn't the Giant Whistling Hole in the Earth appear in a Wonderdog, not Deputy Dog, episode?

Edited September 10, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[olyclimber]

http://inventorspot.com/articles/new_bestiality_restaurant_caters_6934

[rob]

Man dies after being headbutted by armless man

[Off_White]

He was killed by an unarmed man?

[olyclimber]

Conspiracy!

http://www.legitgov.org/minot_afb_nukes_oddities.html

[archenemy]

He was killed by an unarmed man?

[olyclimber]

ass kills cougar

 

http://www.clarynovels.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=451

[builder206]

You aren't going to beat fark.com at its own game so quit trying.

[olyclimber]

fark off you farking ice hole

[Off_White]

PJQVlVHsFF8

 

This is just so romantic, I didn't know where else to share it. The Hoff is one of the only people who can give William Shatner a run for the money.