olyclimber Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Heard this on the radio the other day: Guy is telling a story about a trick his dad played on his mom. They lived in Florida, and whenever the lottery got over 100 million dollars, his mom would buy 10 tickets on Saturday morning for the Saturday night drawing. So it does, and she does. So early Sunday morning his dad finds out the winning lottery number and goes out and buys a ticket for the next drawing with those winning numbers, and then puts the ticket in with the stack of 10 she has on the dresser. Then he sits reading the paper as she looks up the winning number on Sunday morning (listed in the Sunday morning paper) and proceeds to crap her pants because she "won the lottery". He lets her go on for about 10 minutes thinking she has won before he tells her to look at the drawing date on the ticket and tells her what he did. He then proceeds to tell her he did her a favor because "she got to know what it feels like to win the lottery for 10 minutes". Quote
olyclimber Posted July 20, 2007 Author Posted July 20, 2007 what the hell are you talking about? I bet you don't know what it feels like to win the lottery. Quote
archenemy Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 I'll bet he got to feel what its like to get divorced for a bit right after that... Quote
rob Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 This is great. Does anybody know where I can get some dirty deeds, done dirt cheap? Quote
catbirdseat Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 I'll bet he got to feel what its like to get divorced for a bit right after that... Or at least what it feels like to go without for 10 days. Quote
Dechristo Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Oh. I thought Oly wrote a TR about his latest visit with that infrequently-bathed hooker he's always chirping about. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 This is great. Does anybody know where I can get some dirty deeds, done dirt cheap? There's a place along the Highway to Hell that'll take care of that for ya. Quote
Off_White Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 On this board, you're more like to find dirty deeds, done with sheep. baa Quote
Fairweather Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 I'm curious if she hollered out for joy...or quietly hid the "winning" ticket in her dresser drawer and prepared her husband a nice dinner laced with some cardio-stopping substance. Quote
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