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In highschool we had an army surplus gas mask that we hooked to a bong. Most people were OK with it but one ripped it off and hurled dry chunks that rolled under the couch. To this day we call him freeze-dried.

The next guy took a really big hit and then had touble getting the mask off so he got another hit in the process. When he finally ripped it off he was coughing so hard, two little puffs of smoke came out the insides of his eye sockets.

He said that it hurt.

As he writhed on the ground.

Ain't pot fun?

Then there was the time we were piled into a sedan full of smoke with a Pancho Gonzales tennis ball can we had turned into a bong.

Just as Andy was exhaling, there was a knock on the window and flashlights beemed in. As the windows rolled down the smoke billowed out.

There was an old cop and a rookie.

The rookie picked up the bong and said, "Say, this looks like a home made hash pipe." Even the old cop cracked up when Andy said "No sir. That's Pancho Gonzales and we only smoke Columbia gold."

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Even the old cop cracked up when Andy said "No sir. That's Pancho Gonzales and we only smoke Columbia gold."

Now that's fuckin' funny, I don't care who ya are. :lmao:

 

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Not exactly pot, but back when I was in my early 20s, I had a co-worker who had a sister that worked in one of the big hospitals in Houston. She would let her brother Dane know when shipments of nitrous oxide were due in, and would leave the mechanical room access doors unlocked. Two of us would come in dressed like the gas delivery men, pick up a cylinder (they were like 4 or 5 feet tall, big fuckers), and take it back to Dane's house. Then we'd call all of our friends and have what we referred to as a Bagpipe Party.

 

Price of admission was a Hefty trash bag, some rubber bands, and the casing of a Bic pen with the ink cartridge and writing head removed. Take the garbage bag and scrunch up the open end and stuff the empty pen casing into it with the writing end poking out, secure with rubber bands. Force the end of the pen into the cylinder's regulator nozzle and inflate the bag with laughing gas. Insert end of pen into mouth and "play your bagpipe" until you're rolling on the floor :lmao:

 

When you've had enough and are ready to go about your day, sit back for about 10-15 minutes and breathe normally, then be on your way! No hangovers, no lingering buzz to fuck with your driving, and it's entirely legal (except for the stealing of the gas part)! Great fun!

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