ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 Schoooooooooooool's out - for da summa! please god, save me from the tyranny of home and hearth (and from deciding instead to just solo all the stupid shit i'd like to do) i got nothing to do from: june 24-july 8 july 29-august 26 i'm into about anything - easy alpine, hard alpine, volcano masturbating, crag'n, canadia, washington, california, idaho, whatever jeebus! Quote
kevbone Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 i got nothing to do How about being a parent? Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 PM me anytime Ivan. Wanna go to Leavenworth again this weekend? Quote
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Author Posted June 20, 2007 i got nothing to do How about being a parent? the less either of us have to do w/ the inculcation of our wee'uns, the better off society likely will be besides, i'm training my girl to be a contract killer - she'll need healthy contempt-for-all-men-issues to suceed at her work and keep me in adult-diapers after i pitch off cinamon slab Quote
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Author Posted June 20, 2007 i feel too dirty when watching that movie - the princess amidala chick was even hot when she was like 12! i try not to Uncage the Beast outside the alpine... Quote
ivan Posted June 20, 2007 Author Posted June 20, 2007 hmm - just noticed - "leon?" when did it get renamed "the professional"? Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 Leon was the original name of the flick in Europe, The Professional was what the American's renamed it after they took some of the pedophelia suggestive scenes out. Quote
512dude Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 (edited) Yo mate - I want to go to do something on Hood and Adams Glacier route. Off all the time and was thinking next week. Seattle Edited July 7, 2007 by 512dude Quote
ivan Posted June 21, 2007 Author Posted June 21, 2007 she'll need healthy contempt-for-all-men-issues to suceed at her work and keep me in adult-diapers after i pitch off cinamon slab funny - i wrote this shit y-day, then went off to teach a newbie to climb - got so preoccupied w/ him i managed to rap off the end of my rope - 10 feet to the deck and then another 30 feet down a steep jungle hillside - what a dipshit i am!!! and why am i so hard to kill? yet another huge fall that i've walked away from totally unscathed...i'm like chuck norris or some shit! Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 More like a John McClain, only taller and more hair and your not a cop and you don't carry a gun. Okay, you're not like John McClain. Quote
bonathanjarrett Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 I'm also a teacher off for the summer. Got tons of time. Alpine, cragging, volcano slog, whatever. Sure as hell beats teaching juvenile delinquents what a gerund is. Send me a pm if you are interested. Quote
ivan Posted June 22, 2007 Author Posted June 22, 2007 how hard can it be to teach gerunds to juvenile deliquents? everyone of them likes drinking n' fucking n' fighting! Quote
bonathanjarrett Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 Me: Today we are going to talk about gerunds. Student: Damn. Why do we have to talk about old people? Me: No, a gerund is a verb acting as a noun. Student: But yesterday you said that a noun is a person, place, or thing and a verb is an action or state of being. How can they be the same thing? Me: They're not. Student: Isn't that like oxy... oxy... oxy-something-er-rather? Me: Oxymoronic? Kind of. Student: Are your calling me stupid now? Me: (forehead slap) Let's all just put our heads down for a little. Quote
Kier Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 Ivan, I just resigned from work (effective July 6) before grad school at UW Sept. 10. Any interest in Glacier Peak, Bugaboos, Squamish, Needles, or Cascade alpine for your post July 29 dates? Shawn shawnfaske@netscape.net Quote
ivan Posted June 22, 2007 Author Posted June 22, 2007 good lord - have i just really gotten cooler over the past year or does my studly hotness just glow more brightly through the interwub this season? posted the same sorta troll last summer and got shit - now i'm wishing i had two summers off simulatenously.... Quote
skykilo Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 she'll need healthy contempt-for-all-men-issues to suceed at her work and keep me in adult-diapers after i pitch off cinamon slab i managed to rap off the end of my rope - 10 feet to the deck and then another 30 feet down a steep jungle hillside Be careful, man! Damn. I'd be into some alpine rock whenever skiing gets old (not sure when that might be).... Quote
ivan Posted June 23, 2007 Author Posted June 23, 2007 the difference between my experience and your typically sick skiing descent is you INTEND to throw yourself into the abyss... we gotta climb something this summer sky where i don't feel like a complete punk for fumbling up the cruxes - like, uh....da toof or something girth pillar? you can carry your boards and do a huge oly off the top of the lower ice-cliff Quote
ivan Posted June 24, 2007 Author Posted June 24, 2007 anyone wanna crag locally in pdx this week? Quote
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