Headaches and men

[archenemy]

So the wife says, "I have a headache"

and her husband says, "That's fine. I was just in the bathroom coating my dick with powdered aspirin so you can take it either orally or as a suppository".

 

 

 

Men are such problem solvers.

[lI1|1!]

so what did you opt for?

[archenemy]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

[kevbone]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

I was thinking about naming a route "ass to mouth".

[Weekend_Climberz]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

I was thinking about naming a route "ass to mouth".

 

So, I should expect to see a route called "Kevbone" soon. I don't understand??

[lizard_brain]

Ah. So that's what "kevbone" means....

 

[kevbone]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

I was thinking about naming a route "ass to mouth".

 

So, I should expect to see a route called "Kevbone" soon. I don't understand??

 

That would be rad!

[ScottP]

The husband walks in with a case of beer under his arm. The wife says, "You sure spend a lot of money on beer." The husband responds, "What about all the make-up you buy?"

"It makes me look prettier."

"That's what the beer is for."

[archenemy]

The husband walks in with a case of beer under his arm. The wife says, "You sure spend a lot of money on beer." The husband responds, "What about all the make-up you buy?"

"It makes me look prettier."

"That's what the beer is for."

[i_like_sun]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

 

Well, thats a good reason not to mix sex, aspirin, and beer. You know, just in case there is a really shitty slipup.

[drater]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

Rosario Dawson says otherwise and I love her for it.

[lizard_brain]

A man walks into his bedroom with a goat under his arm. His wife is lying in the bed. The man says:

 

"This is the pig I have been fucking behind your back."

 

His wife says:

 

"That's not a pig, it's a goat."

 

The man says:

 

"I wasn't talking to you."

[jmace]

[i_like_sun]

Holy shit.......

[Billygoat]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

 

It ok if you are really excited. Other than that, no.

[dt_3pin]

A man walks into his bedroom with a goat under his arm. His wife is lying in the bed. The man says:

 

"This is the pig I have been fucking behind your back."

 

His wife says:

 

"That's not a pig, it's a goat."

 

The man says:

 

"I wasn't talking to you."

 

:lmao:

[drater]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

 

It ok if you are really excited. Other than that, no.

 

Thanks for letting us know where your boundaries are. Now quantify really excited.

[Billygoat]

Well, if you haven't been there, I guess you really won't know.

 

[i_like_sun]

Well, everyone knows that you can't go ass to mouth.

 

 

It ok if you are really excited. Other than that, no.

 

No. No. And no. Its NEVER ok. Listen to the Arch.

[whirlwind]

mouth to ass it is then. i'll get right on it.

 

 

 

 

Edited May 9, 2007 by wirlwind

[drater]

Well, if you haven't been there, I guess you really won't know.

 

 

Poorly crafted joke attempting to portray you on the recieving end. Failed miserably. My bad.

 

 

[whirlwind]

dont worry it wasn't completly lost.

[drater]

dont worry it wasn't completly lost.

 

I am after that little stop by my friends house.

 

BING!!!

 

Funny they were discussing anal sex and DP's too. And greasy girls.

 

 

[whirlwind]

ok now you lost me.

[sk]

dont worry it wasn't completly lost.

 

I am after that little stop by my friends house.

 

BING!!!

 

Funny they were discussing anal sex and DP's too. And greasy girls.

 

 

interesting topic. someone told me once, no one ever wants to marry the girl that does anal. why is that? is that true? as a woman should one wait to share that part of her body until after becoming involved in a committed relationship? is it bad to be a greasy girl? is it only greasy girls that do anal. inquiring minds want to know.